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"Excuse me!" She shrieked in a full blown Karen moment, "I want to speak to the manager!"
 
The manager came out and explained there's nothing they can do. The food has been outsourced and everyone should feel grateful that the chicken nuggets aren't painted "AT branded" purple!
 
"Then buggar off to Europa then ya old cow!" The manager retorted and promptly went off for a smoke break.
 
Seething in anger, the woman took to Twitter to blast the park, only to be trolled by themepark fan Twitter accounts who get overly emotional over anyone badmouthing their beloved.
 
An ugly fat huge man it was who was so huge that when he was a baby they had to baptised him in Loch Ness in which everyone mistook him for the monster.
 
But then it transpired the ugly huge fat man had managed to father someday his own in life. There were 4 of them and they were called…
 
RyanUK said:
But then it transpired the ugly huge fat man had managed to father someday his own in life. There were 4 of them and they were called…
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TH13TEEN, Superstar Limo, Derren Brown's Ghost Train and Fast and Furious: Supercharged.
 
In which they all ended up at M&D's which despite how crap some of those rides were are shockingly a major improvement for the park.
 
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