Carry it on

[Hazza]

Which made their brains grow 3X their original size

 

[jon81uk]

and caused them to eat..

 

[Zeock]

disgusting overpriced Rollercoaster Restaurant food.

 

[QTXAdsy]

...In which one of them died from shock from not at the food but price...

 

[RyanUK]

Rita saw what was happening, turned into a commanding witch and said…

 

[QTXAdsy]

"Excuse me!" She shrieked in a full blown Karen moment, "I want to speak to the manager!"

 

[Matt.GC]

The manager came out and explained there's nothing they can do. The food has been outsourced and everyone should feel grateful that the chicken nuggets aren't painted "AT branded" purple!

 

[James]

"You wouldn't get this at Europa" she screamed!

 

[QTXAdsy]

"Then buggar off to Europa then ya old cow!" The manager retorted and promptly went off for a smoke break.

 

[SMT_]

Seething in anger, the woman took to Twitter to blast the park, only to be trolled by themepark fan Twitter accounts who get overly emotional over anyone badmouthing their beloved.

 

[Matt.GC]

Theme Park gastronomic delights

 

[RyanUK]

Meanwhile, at the Chained Oak Tree down the road, some unidentified creature had been found…

 

[QTXAdsy]

An ugly fat huge man it was who was so huge that when he was a baby they had to baptised him in Loch Ness in which everyone mistook him for the monster.

 

[Hazza]

He said 'Wibbly Wobbly Boo Pop Zingle' and suddenly Rita was removed

 

[RyanUK]

But then it transpired the ugly huge fat man had managed to father someday his own in life. There were 4 of them and they were called…

 

[Zeock]

But then it transpired the ugly huge fat man had managed to father someday his own in life. There were 4 of them and they were called…

TH13TEEN, Superstar Limo, Derren Brown's Ghost Train and Fast and Furious: Supercharged.

 

[QTXAdsy]

In which they all ended up at M&D's which despite how crap some of those rides were are shockingly a major improvement for the park.

 

[Jb85]

Bob Dylan called for mum.