Chessington World of Adventures Resort

[Islander]

Although an entire land themed solely around the architecture of a fascistic state, devoid of life and overseen by a private security firm, is exactly the sort of shenanigans you expect from Merlin.

you know I never thought I’d say it to you, but given you’ve raised this point at least twice now… I think you should probably go get your tin foil hat back on

I almost dislocated my knee on a slide in Hotel Tartüff at Phannyland in it's opening year. Said knee has never quite been the same since. And I've never been on a slide of any kind since. Slides are a lot more dangerous than they look!

Bear in mind though dear that most of the clientele will be a good 40-50 years younger than you were at the opening of Tartüff xx