It does feel like the last decade was light on rides compared to the decade before, or even the decade before that. Here’s a timeline for the park from the mid-nineties to the mid noughties.
1995: Klondike Gold Mine
1996: The Haunting
1998: Mini Balloons. Crazy Bus, Whirly Copter Wheel, Flying Jumbos, Frog Hopper (All in Robinsons Land), Sombero
1999: Storm Force 10
2000: Wild West Shoot Out, Apocalypse
2002: Maelstrom
2003: Excalibur, Cyclone
2004: Pandemonium
There’s probably various reasons for the decline, but I think the hotel’s a big part of it. You could get a lot of ride hardware for £20 million. The big corporations have sometimes used alternative ways of financing these kinds of developments. For example, when Merlin built the hotel at Legoland Windor they sold off the land it sits on and started leasing it back. They then used the profit from selling the land to cover the construction costs. Drayton Manor have tended to stick to a more straightforward organic growth, although they did take out some kind of loan for the hotel. I’m not sure how much.
I think the other issue is that the number of attractions increased when their visitor numbers haven’t, so their cost base may have got out of sync with their revenue. For example Drayton Manor has about 37 rides (including things like the cable car and miniature railways) which is quite a large number relative to the number of visitors. Although admittedly quite a few of these are fairly cheap to run. They’ve also got the zoo, and having built up their Christmas and Half term events, their visitors are spread over a relatively long season (compared to what they’ve done in the past. Not necessarily compared to some European parks). Then the park haven’t got any Fast Track system, although it’s a poor show if theme parks need to take bungs from queue jumpers to justify major rides.
Then again, as much as I personally love Drayton Manor, I can see why people are feeling disappointed. Like a lot of British parks, Drayton Manor haven’t tended to do much in the way of plussing. Pirate Adventure is ready for something drastic, and Splash Canyon could do with some work on its theming. The western figures are looking dated. The water on Storm Force 10 is very dirty, so it’d be great if they could have some kind of ‘hidden’ partition to separate it from the main lake. G Force still needs that second train, and something doing to the restraints so they don’t tighten on the way round. The Haunting could do with a refurb. When I went there last the skeleton wasn’t working, and the bats in the coffin are underwhelming.
Then there’s the zoo, which normally has something ‘new’ each year, but all together feels very ‘traditional’. Live entertainments are pretty much non-existent, although in fairness they did try. First with the Popeye and Circus shows at the Sound Stage Theatre which became the 4D cinema, and then with the temporary circus show in a big top. British parks seem to struggle making live shows pay, but I’d still love them to have another shot. The park could also introduce some more ‘special events’, or maybe step up their Halloween. Oh, and did someone say the words ‘new roller coaster’? There’s a lot that Drayton Manor could do, but I’m not sure it’s necessarily that they don’t care about thrill seekers, or that they’ve given up. It sounds like 2016 will be another expansion to Thomas Land. Here’s hoping for the year after that.