OK - so we're now at the end of April. Parks across the UK such as Alton Towers, Paultons, Legoland and Co. seem to have had a fairly robust return to operation with solid demand for tickets and attendance at levels close to - or at - current capacity levels.
Yet, in the North East of England, whilst we've a downsized Lightwater Valley we now also have, perhaps more worryingly, a Flamingoland theme park which has a stash of coasters - and they're all shut. Along with their other thrill rides. And a massive new 10-inversion coaster that doesn't even get a mention. Meanwhile new rides/experiences at Alton, Legoland, Chessington, Paultons and Drayton Manor are ploughing on with marketing oomph behind them.
What. Is. Going. On?
Does anybody actually have a scoob?
*God it felt good to mention new rides/experiences at Drayton in that post.