Having just come back from a midweek at Butlins, it really made me think about the absolute state and poor value of the food offering at Towers, especially at the hotel.
Frequently when comparisons are made comments crop up that 'not even at Butlins' would you get x, y or z, as if it is some low point marker. I'm not saying that they are serving up anything Michelin starred, but they blow Towers offering clean out of the water.
From the top of my head...
Breakfast every day:
Bacon, sausage, heinz beans, tinned toms, fresh fried toms (during a tomato shortage!), veggie sausage, hash browns, button mushrooms, eggs fried, scrambled or boiled, black pudding, fried slice, brown or white toast.
Porridge.
Omelette made to order with wide filling choices.
Multiple branded cereals, musli, yoghurt.
Bread rolls, cheeses, ham selection.
Fresh water melon, honeydew, bananas, oranges, apples.
All branded condiments, preserves and spreads including heinz sauces, Marmite, jams etc.
Pastries, Danish, pan au choc,
Wide juice selection, including orange, apples, lemon and lime, and my favourite rose pear.
Every sort of hot drink you can think of.
All unlimited
Dinner:
A huge selection...
Hot and cold startes, soups, prawns, pate, salad etc.
Every day a different meat carvery, all the trimmings.
Every day a different selection of pies.
Every day a different selection of veg and potatoes.
Every day random specials, think hunters chicken, pork chops, herb crumbed fish fillets.
Every day a different world cuisine. Thurs was tex mex with a good hot chilli, a mild chilli, rice, enchiladas, nachos, and amazingly, hickory smoked racks of ribs. Big, proper succulent, clearly slow cooked racks of ribs, in a smokey bbq sauce as good as any chain restraunt that would charge you about £20 for a portion. I went back for thirds.
Pizza out of a proper pizza oven.
Made to order pasta with huge combinations of ingredients and sauces.
Big children's selection
Hot desert of the day.
A choice of about 6 cold desters daily; think cheesecakes, roulades, gateaux, jelly, yogurt
Ice cream factory
Loads of fresh fruit
Cheeses (blue, brie, cheddar) and crackers.
And all the juices and hot drinks again.
The quantity does not hit the quality. It is genuinely excellent, tasty, well made food. And I'm a bit of a food snob sometimes.
The cost? £64 per person for 4 days of breakfast and dinner. And they are serving a similarly captive market ad Towers, and are making a good profit. There is no excuse or justification at all for anything towers are doing.