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Paultons Park: General Discussion

I will concede the area does look really nice. And I’m sure it will be presented impeccably like so many things at the sainted park are.

But, it’s that old idiom again - you can’t polish a turd. And a rough as hell Eurofighter (+ OTSRs) combined with a 2-riders-per-day ART Swing ride is about as close as you can get. It doesn’t matter how nice they make it if the ride hardware is a load of tripe, and I’m sorry but that’s what I believe this is going to be.

I really hope I’m proven wrong but it’s so difficult to be enthused by this.

It depends if this new Eurofarter rides just as terribly as Sore does. Or if its comfort is more akin to the moderately tolerable Rage. Let's hope that we're not ending up with another Vindfald or Sore.
 
I mean... if we are aspiring to "moderately tolerable" for their new coaster... something's wrong there!
That would be the best case scenario given that they purchased a Eurofarter. Not an ideal situation. But it is what it is. If 2027 brings us a modern Mack water coaster, that'll be Valgard's true anchor.
 
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