GooseOnTheLoose
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It's probably worth remembering Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." Or, in the context of the UK theme park industry: "Never attribute to a grand conspiracy that which is adequately explained by a tight OpEx budget."Pretty much everyone on site seems to think it's been intentionally run down so they can point fingers for justification to repeat their "trial", I've got that feeling as well due to some technical design choices which don't feel accidental with everything considered (there's a lot of poor choices for the app)
The app was originally designed and tested for the restricted, heavily culled user base they thought they were going to have in 2026. It wasn't designed to handle the sudden, massive influx of reinstated users they're currently dealing with. The "poor technical design choices" you're experiencing are the hallmarks of an MVP, which hasn't gone through rigorous real world testing. The app is failing because it's a cheap app trying to manage an impossible capacity equation, not because Fiona Eastwood is playing a long con to steal your Access Card.
