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Skyscraper said:
Man is taking Sainsbury's to court for refusing entry to his assistance cat

www.bbc.co.uk

Court fight looms over Sainsbury's cat ban

An autistic man is suing the supermarket giant for refusing entry to his assistance cat.
www.bbc.co.uk

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That's kind of sad, if he had an assistance dog he would able to take it into the supermarket and dogs are arguably less hygienic.

In fact there's an argument that small children are not very hygienic so perhaps they should be banned from supermarkets as well?

ADDENDUM: OK I think I would draw the line at an "assistance peacock". That's just insane.
 
£350k splash park unable to open as seagull decides to make a nest on the water feature 😂

Aberavon Aqua Splash was unable to open on the first day of half term because the gull had made a nest on top of a water feature. Under UK law, the seagull cannot be disturbed until the nest is empty.

With this in mind, it's understood the park will not open until the seagull eggs hatch and the family of seagulls move on.

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Alsty said:
£350k splash park unable to open as seagull decides to make a nest on the water feature 😂

Aberavon Aqua Splash was unable to open on the first day of half term because the gull had made a nest on top of a water feature. Under UK law, the seagull cannot be disturbed until the nest is empty.

With this in mind, it's understood the park will not open until the seagull eggs hatch and the family of seagulls move on.

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I've always thought of seagulls as greedy little gits, this confirms this. If I ever find the one that nicked my chips it's in deep trouble.
 
JAperson said:
I've always thought of seagulls as greedy little gits, this confirms this. If I ever find the one that nicked my chips it's in deep trouble.
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Seagulls and chips. Bringing back memories of the sat nav voice we had in @Kelpie's car on the Junket trip. :p
 
Jonathan Livingstone Seagull says hello.
I have said it before, probably on here, but...
The Blackpool gulls have flick knives.
 
Bid to replace Wimbledon ball boys with dogs flopped as they didn't return them

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A bid to replace Wimbledon ball boys and girls with trained dogs flopped - when the pooches refused to give the balls back.

A nearby local tennis club tried to teach the mutts to fetch stray balls and return them at lightning speed. But though they hurtled after them the hounds refused to drop them - and had to be bribed with treats.

Link:
www.dailystar.co.uk

Bid to replace Wimbledon ball boys with dogs flopped as they didn't return them

Tennis chiefs decided humans were quicker than dogs in returning tennis balls because the pooches demanded treats before they would drop the balls after collecting them
www.dailystar.co.uk www.dailystar.co.uk
 
There was no attempt whatsoever to replace the ballboys and ballgirls at the Wimbledon Championships with dogs.
Not ever.
Complete lie.
 
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