Surreal news articles

[DiogoJ42]

Satan's angels in their true wing-ed form!

Feed them bread until their gizzards kersplode, I say.

 

[BarryZola]

All birds are beautiful (only saying that as my newish hobby is bird photography). Got loads of pictures of pigeons and geese if anyone wants to see them? Yeah, na, guessed not

 

[Secret Weapon]

Apologies if I've posted this in the wrong place, but I'm not sure where else to put it !

China have apparently set a maglev record, by accelerating a train to 700 km/h in just 2 seconds!

Will this have any impact upon the rollercoaster industry?

I have always heard that LIM launches are not as powerful as hydraulic launches, but could that be about to change?

China sets world record in maglev tech with 0-700 km/h in 2 seconds

China has set a world record in maglev technology by accelerating a ton-level test vehicle to 700 kilometers per hour (km/h) in just two seconds, China Media Group reported.A research team from the National University of Defense Technology (NUDT) achieved

news.cgtn.com

 

[DiogoJ42]

Apologies if I've posted this in the wrong place, but I'm not sure where else to put it !

China have apparently set a maglev record, by accelerating a train to 700 km/h in just 2 seconds!

Will this have any impact upon the rollercoaster industry?

I have always heard that LIM launches are not as powerful as hydraulic launches, but could that be about to change?

China sets world record in maglev tech with 0-700 km/h in 2 seconds

China has set a world record in maglev technology by accelerating a ton-level test vehicle to 700 kilometers per hour (km/h) in just two seconds, China Media Group reported.A research team from the National University of Defense Technology (NUDT) achieved

news.cgtn.com

Hell yes. Bring it on!

 

[DanJB]

An AI tool for automatically writing police reports based on bodycam footage has claimed that an officer was turned into a frog. Apparently due to ‘The Princess and the Frog’ being audible in the background

https://www.forbes.com/sites/larsda...frog-according-to-ai-generated-police-report/

…I got better!

 

[DiogoJ42]

"Rare first Superman comic once stolen from Nicolas Cage sells for $15m"

Rare first Superman comic once stolen from Nicolas Cage sells for $15m

Fewer than 100 copies of Action Comics No 1, which introduced the world to Superman, are thought to exist.

www.bbc.co.uk