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Surreal news articles

‘Live and Let Die’ blasts as Trump visits mask factory



As President Trump toured an N95 mask manufacturing plant in Phoenix on Tuesday, his visit through the facility was accompanied by a head-scratching musical soundtrack: the Paul McCartney-penned “Live and Let Die,” as performed by Guns ‘N Roses.

The president and his entourage were touring a Honeywell factory that produces the masks, worn by medical workers to protect them from breathing in the deadly COVID-19 virus. Standing next to a green bin filled with hundreds of masks, a notably un-face-masked Trump watched an employee work as the music segued from the Animals’ “House of the Rising Sun” into the song McCartney wrote and recorded for the James Bond film of the same name.

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In a tweet, Jimmy Kimmel noted: “I can think of no better metaphor for this presidency than Donald Trump not wearing a face mask to a face mask factory while the song ‘Live and Let Die’ blares in the background.”

The song’s climactic blast of music arrived as a Honeywell representative was explaining to the president the ways in which the mask’s material protects against particulates. As he was doing so, Rose could be heard yowling, “If this ever-changing world in which we live in / Makes you give in and cry / say live and let die.”

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I’m not sure Michael Gove actually did this or not, but if true, then I think British politics is potentially getting stranger by the day: https://apple.news/A_PiFe5cNShShb4D1faAmVg

Basically, Michael Gove is now getting accusations of having liked an image on Twitter of a very adult nature, and the like was swiftly removed.
 
Why has only one been acquitted? As if the other was posing as a sexy home invader as a ruse to cover up his real intentions as a regular home invader.
 
Car encased in scaffolding amid Sussex parking row

A scaffold cage has been built around a car in Sussex amid a parking row.

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Inspector Darren Taylor of Mid Sussex Police said an investigation is ongoing after the trapped car was reported in the Beech Hill area of Haywards Heath.

A trailer has been cemented into the ground next to the vehicle before the cage was built, according to Inspector Taylor.

He added: “I know this job throws up many different things but I have never seen anything like it before.”
The parties involved are being spoken to about the dispute, which is believed to be over a park space, Inspector Taylor said.

He added: “My team are looking into what offences if any need to be investigated.”

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Merseyside pub renames itself in dig at Johnson, Cummings and Hancock

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A Merseyside pub has been cheekily renamed in an act of defiance towards the Government’s new lockdown restrictions in the area.

The James Atherton in New Brighton, the Wirral, has renamed itself “The Three Bellends” – with a sign featuring the faces of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, his close adviser Dominic Cummings and Health Secretary Matt Hancock.

The sign appears as pubs were forced to close in the Liverpool area on Wednesday as part of the Government’s new three-tier system of coronavirus restrictions for England.

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Merseyside pub renames itself in dig at Johnson, Cummings and Hancock

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A Merseyside pub has been cheekily renamed in an act of defiance towards the Government’s new lockdown restrictions in the area.

The James Atherton in New Brighton, the Wirral, has renamed itself “The Three Bellends” – with a sign featuring the faces of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, his close adviser Dominic Cummings and Health Secretary Matt Hancock.

The sign appears as pubs were forced to close in the Liverpool area on Wednesday as part of the Government’s new three-tier system of coronavirus restrictions for England.

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I'm in the audience for Friday's BBC news quiz, I hope someone mentions this article!
Edit: Andy Zaltzman has just mentioned it in a question about "how has Liverpool paid tribute to the government?"
 
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“Men hired for sexual fantasy break into the wrong house” https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846

If you are going to hire two men to tie you up then at least update them if you move home.
A few months late to respond but the real crime in this story is the breakfast...

"The client then cooked bacon, eggs and noodles, and a short time later, the police arrived at the property, found the machetes in the car and arrested the hired pair."
 
I'm not sure if it's sustainable as a business to give away food for 1p, but if it makes them feel like they're sticking it to the man... :confused:
 
How about that for luck? :cool:

Whale sculpture catches crashed Dutch metro train

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A train driver in the Netherlands has had a lucky escape thanks to a fortuitously placed art installation.

A metro train in Spijkenisse, near the city of Rotterdam, crashed through a barrier at the end of the tracks shortly before midnight on Sunday.

But rather than plummeting 10m (32ft) into the water below, the train was left suspended dramatically in the air.

It ended up being delicately balanced on the large sculpture of a whale's tail at the De Akkers metro station.

"We are trying to decide how we can bring the train down in a careful and controlled manner," one official told the Dutch national broadcaster NOS on Monday.

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The seaside town in North Wales described as 'Camelot for the leisurewear knights' in savage review

I don't think I've actually laughed hard at a news article for a good while. Mainly because a friend (Towyn Resident) posted this in outrage on Facebook :D

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