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Surreal news articles

Man fleeing Wiltshire crash scene attacked by emus​

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A driver who fled the scene of a crash was attacked by a group of emus after climbing into their field.

A truck hit a shop in the centre of Malmesbury in Wiltshire at lunchtime on Monday.

Chef Dean Wade gave chase when two people left the truck and escaped on foot. Mr Wade says he then saw the driver being attacked by a group of emus after he climbed into their field.

Wiltshire Police said the driver of the pick-up truck had been arrested on suspicion of failing to stop, dangerous driving and causing actual bodily harm.

He remains in custody and the passenger, who was also arrested, has been released.

The impact of the vehicle destroyed the shop-front, but fortunately the building was empty.

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Builder hit by bottle of pee dropped from crane in Worthing​

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A BUILDER was knocked unconscious when he was hit with a bottle of pee which dropped from a 50-metre crane.

The man, who was part of a team of builders working on a new health centre in Worthing, was taken to hospital. He is now recovering at home.

An eyewitness said the worker was out cold after the bottle hit him on the head. “Somebody in the crane did something they’re not supposed to,” the witness said.

Sussex Police said the Health and Safety Executive will be investigating the incident.

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York Dungeon refuses to change name of highwayman Dick Turpin after complaints from parents

Oh for god's sake. Some people must have had their sense of humour surgically removed.

To suggest that something's 'offensive to children' is pretty ridiculous as well. Parents might find rude words offensive, children just think they're funny.
 
If I was in charge those people who complained would be rounded up and killed by firing squad. We havn't got room for people like that.
 
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