The theme park-based jokes thread

[delta79]

Noone said they had to be good @DiogoJ42

 

[MonoLad]

What is a theme park enthusiasts favourite evening entertainment?
A Zamperla Disco

 

[Skyscraper]

doctor doctor, i feel like a log flume!
you'll feel better when you splash-down.

 

[Matt Creek]

What does a dentist do when he rides a rough rollercoaster?
He braces himself

Legoland removed on their rides recently. It was falling to pieces.

Why don't Nemesis and Galactica fit that well?
They are galaxies apart.

 

[Ryan B]

Chessington.

 

[Rob]

What burns faster than fuel? Ferrari Land.

 

[Altonadvocate1]

Fella runs into the first aid office at Alton Towers and says

"I felt really ill at the top of Oblivion"

Doctor says "have you got vertigo?".

Fella replies "no, I only live round the corner"!

 

[Bert2theSpark]

What happened to Alton Towers in 2016?
Hex -a- Gone...

Which Pokemon's favourite ride is Duel?
Nebby, That's why he won't get in the bag...

 

[Matt.GC]

A visitor walks up to an information kiosk at Alton Towers-

Visitor - "what time does the park close today?"

Staff member - "4:30 this afternoon!"

 

[Poisson]

The Smiler only on 3 trains...

 

[Burbs]

The Smiler only on 3 trains...

2 trains was worse.

35 minutes from the last outdoor cattlepen section.

 

[Skyscraper]

Bump!

What did Oblivion say to Nemesis?
Deep down, I have more force than you.

What did Thirteen say to the rain?
You have dampened my spirits.

 

[Matt N]

What do you call Nemesis if you set it on fire?

Nemesis Inferno.

 

[MakoMania]

Francis Jackson

 

[D4n]

What does Th13teen do whenever it gets a bit chilly?

It closes.



(I call it observational comedy).

 

[John C]

What does EPCOT stand for?

Every Person Comes Out Tired

 

[Alsty]

What do you call Oblivion when it's closed?

Oblivioff.

 

[Brad97]

Robb Alvey.

 

[Pleasure Beach Valhalla]

What's a barbers favourite type of rollercoaster? A Zamperla Volhair.

 

[Matt Creek]

A barber’s favourite water ride must be Valhairer then.