Noone said they had to be good @DiogoJ42 :D
delta79 TS Member Favourite Ride Nemesis, Air 28th Jul 2016 #21 Noone said they had to be good @DiogoJ42
MonoLad TS Member 14th Dec 2016 #22 What is a theme park enthusiasts favourite evening entertainment? A Zamperla Disco
Skyscraper TS Member Favourite Ride Nemesis 14th Dec 2016 #23 doctor doctor, i feel like a log flume! you'll feel better when you splash-down.
Matt Creek TS Member Favourite Ride Steel Vengeance 14th Dec 2016 #24 What does a dentist do when he rides a rough rollercoaster? He braces himself Legoland removed on their rides recently. It was falling to pieces. Why don't Nemesis and Galactica fit that well? They are galaxies apart.
What does a dentist do when he rides a rough rollercoaster? He braces himself Legoland removed on their rides recently. It was falling to pieces. Why don't Nemesis and Galactica fit that well? They are galaxies apart.
Rob TS Team Favourite Ride Steel Vengeance 15th Dec 2016 #26 What burns faster than fuel? Ferrari Land.
A Altonadvocate1 TS Member 20th Dec 2016 #27 Fella runs into the first aid office at Alton Towers and says "I felt really ill at the top of Oblivion" Doctor says "have you got vertigo?". Fella replies "no, I only live round the corner"!
Fella runs into the first aid office at Alton Towers and says "I felt really ill at the top of Oblivion" Doctor says "have you got vertigo?". Fella replies "no, I only live round the corner"!
Bert2theSpark TS Member 19th Jan 2017 #28 What happened to Alton Towers in 2016? Hex -a- Gone... Which Pokemon's favourite ride is Duel? Nebby, That's why he won't get in the bag...
What happened to Alton Towers in 2016? Hex -a- Gone... Which Pokemon's favourite ride is Duel? Nebby, That's why he won't get in the bag...
Matt.GC TS Member 19th Jan 2017 #29 A visitor walks up to an information kiosk at Alton Towers- Visitor - "what time does the park close today?" Staff member - "4:30 this afternoon!"
A visitor walks up to an information kiosk at Alton Towers- Visitor - "what time does the park close today?" Staff member - "4:30 this afternoon!"
Burbs TS Team Favourite Ride Iron Gwazi 20th Jan 2017 #31 Poisson said: The Smiler only on 3 trains... Click to expand... 2 trains was worse. 35 minutes from the last outdoor cattlepen section.
Poisson said: The Smiler only on 3 trains... Click to expand... 2 trains was worse. 35 minutes from the last outdoor cattlepen section.
Skyscraper TS Member Favourite Ride Nemesis 1st May 2020 #32 Bump! What did Oblivion say to Nemesis? Deep down, I have more force than you. What did Thirteen say to the rain? You have dampened my spirits.
Bump! What did Oblivion say to Nemesis? Deep down, I have more force than you. What did Thirteen say to the rain? You have dampened my spirits.
Matt N TS Member Favourite Ride Mako (SeaWorld Orlando) 1st May 2020 #33 What do you call Nemesis if you set it on fire? Nemesis Inferno.
D4n TS Member Favourite Ride Zadra 1st May 2020 #35 What does Th13teen do whenever it gets a bit chilly? It closes. (I call it observational comedy).
J John C TS Member Favourite Ride Shambhala 1st May 2020 #36 What does EPCOT stand for? Every Person Comes Out Tired
Alsty TS Member Favourite Ride Shambhala 3rd May 2020 #37 What do you call Oblivion when it's closed? Oblivioff.
Pleasure Beach Valhalla TS Member Favourite Ride Nemesis 4th May 2020 #39 What's a barbers favourite type of rollercoaster? A Zamperla Volhair.
Matt Creek TS Member Favourite Ride Steel Vengeance 4th May 2020 #40 A barber’s favourite water ride must be Valhairer then.