The theme park-based jokes thread
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Skyscraper
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doctor doctor, i feel like a log flume!
you'll feel better when you splash-down.
you'll feel better when you splash-down.
Matt Creek
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What does a dentist do when he rides a rough rollercoaster?
He braces himself
Legoland removed on their rides recently. It was falling to pieces.
Why don't Nemesis and Galactica fit that well?
They are galaxies apart.
He braces himself
Legoland removed on their rides recently. It was falling to pieces.
Why don't Nemesis and Galactica fit that well?
They are galaxies apart.
Altonadvocate1
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Fella runs into the first aid office at Alton Towers and says
"I felt really ill at the top of Oblivion"
Doctor says "have you got vertigo?".
Fella replies "no, I only live round the corner"!
"I felt really ill at the top of Oblivion"
Doctor says "have you got vertigo?".
Fella replies "no, I only live round the corner"!
Bert2theSpark
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What happened to Alton Towers in 2016?
Hex -a- Gone...
Which Pokemon's favourite ride is Duel?
Nebby, That's why he won't get in the bag...
Hex -a- Gone...
Which Pokemon's favourite ride is Duel?
Nebby, That's why he won't get in the bag...
Burbs
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Skyscraper
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Bump!
What did Oblivion say to Nemesis?
Deep down, I have more force than you.
What did Thirteen say to the rain?
You have dampened my spirits.
What did Oblivion say to Nemesis?
Deep down, I have more force than you.
What did Thirteen say to the rain?
You have dampened my spirits.
Pleasure Beach Valhalla
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What's a barbers favourite type of rollercoaster? A Zamperla Volhair.
Matt Creek
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A barber’s favourite water ride must be Valhairer then.