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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

rob666 said:
Might have put this up before, beat me with the ****ty stick by all means if I have.
Floaters being considered lucky...both for the depositor, and the next individual that discovers the floating log.
Anyone else heard of this strange scatological superstition?
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My other half doesn't see things that way :(:( he just takes the Mick and names them jaws
 
I trust you've all been having standard healthy poo's for the past 6 months, seeing as there have been no posts in here for that time!

Anyway, this one is not actually about a poo, but it is toilet related.

Went into the toilets at my local Tesco today for a wee, only to be greeted with the image of a fully grown adult (approx 40 years old) having a wee at the urinal with his trousers/pants around his knees showing off his naked **** and upper legs. Pretty sure this is the 2nd time I've seen this phenomenon. Errrr guys, you're not ******* 6 years old any more. Put that **** away! Can't think of any rational explanation as there were also cubicles available.......
 
BarryZola said:
only to be greeted with the image of a fully grown adult (approx 40 years old) having a wee with his trousers/pants around his knees showing off his naked **** and upper legs.
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The Last time i saw that, it was a bloke waddling down the road. Urinating all over his trousers, underwear and legs. He was rat arsed. Then tried to poo down the side of the vehicle.
People usually ask members where the loos are. Not use the side of the ambulance as one.

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One of my mates thought he was dead trendy wearing denim overalls to the pub after work...
Until he went for a **** and had to virtually strip off in the bogs!
Photographs were taken...
 
One thing I like about my Ghostbusters jumpsuit, is that the main zip up the front is double ended. You can open it from the bottom up when nature calls.
 
It does not. But it does have a yellow hose that emerges from the left thigh, and dissaprears round the back. The exact destination is hidden by the proton pack. (In reality it just attaches to the utility belt.)

It is never explained in cannon, but if anyone asks what it is for, the standard response is "well, sometimes this job can get pretty scary..."
 
Does anyone else find it really ******* weird when someone is sat on the pan while engaged in a conversation on their mobile phone?
 
Had a dump so big last night that I swear it was gonna need its own postcode. Plus, thanks to a load of bog roll that was still in the shitter when I went...I might've ended up blocking it. Actually weirdly proud of myself.
 
MattyH said:
This thread is all about tmi...
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One of the most fun shows I ever worked on, that was.

I've just woken up, and it's freezing outside my duvet. But sooner of later I'm going to have to get up, else I'll **** the bed. :( Only so long a man can clench.
 
There's always something special about commissioning a new toilet! I had to fit metal nuts on my seat as the crappy plastic ones weren't up to the job. Can't be sliding around the rim when you're dropping the log.
 
Does anyone else find some kind of strange pleasure in the contrast of sensations caused by 1) an unexpectedly traumatic bowel movement, and 2) the following rare feeling of a truely empty colon?
 
I mean, there's no law against it. But in all my years of pubbing, I've yet to find a single cubicle with a working lock on the door.
Allowed? Sure. Advisable? Hell no!
 
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