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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

I never eaten curry, I've been told that not only is hot going in, but it's also hot coming out the bottom end too :eek:
 
I had a nice poo at work the other day. It's doubly satisfying knowing you're being paid.
 
Yeah, but the loo roll at work may as well be made of spider's silk, it's so thin. I've never been able to have a pleasurable dump at work. My lunch hour isn't long enough!
 
Nothing like going for a sneaky dump behind a customers shrubbery...taking a border spade with you of course.
Doing a jobbie while doing your job.
Not been caught out yet, and not one to be done in small suburban gardens.
Grim up north Vol.4
 
RoyJess said:
I never eaten curry, I've been told that not only is hot going in, but it's also hot coming out the bottom end too :eek:
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You should start with a nice chicken korma royjess and work up from there...creamy and mild, not spicy at all, and a decent curry house will always go out of their way to put a new customer onto the right road...many curries are not very hot at all.
They also often have a good clearing effect on the bowels...only the hotter ones give you ring sting.
 
But a microwave curry from Tesco or the like, they're so mild you wouldn't think they were currys, very nice too specially when stuck in a field in Staffordshire, not so nice for your tent mates though lol
 
Benefits of owning an outside bog volume 11.
Went out on a lovely frosty morning for a pre dawn dump, and there, in the sky through the partly open door, Jupiter and Mars, lit like stars by the Sun below the horizon, a dim Mars just below the bigger, brighter Jupiter.
Had read about it in yesterday's paper, but I wasn't actually looking for it, just the perfect magical alignment of Jupiter, Mars, and my outside shitter.
Dump wasn't bad either.

Favourite topic, favourite site...God bless you all.
 
Double post, but I did wipe in between...
CES2018, heated toilet seat...nothing new...but controlled by a phone app.
Phone home to get the shitter warmed up.
First time ever I'm tempted to get a mobile...the outside bog seat can get very cold.
On second thoughts, still not getting a mobile.
 
rob666 said:
Double post, but I did wipe in between...
CES2018, heated toilet seat...nothing new...but controlled by a phone app.
Phone home to get the ****ter warmed up.
First time ever I'm tempted to get a mobile...the outside bog seat can get very cold.
On second thoughts, still not getting a mobile.
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A old smart phone wifi connected to internet. Then it your heated bog seat remote :D

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And it probably collects data on how often you **** and for how long, then sends it off to places unknown. Don't believe me? Look up the "we vibe".
 
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