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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

Nothing like posting on TST while on the bog during work time. ;)

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If I had a smartphone I wouldn't trust myself after I dropped my electric razor in the toilet.
It was on when it fell in too and so loud. I wasn't 100% sure if it was okay to reach for either haha!
 
Worse because I dropped it in whilst using the mirror on the cabinet above the toilet and didn't think to just open the cabinet door at the desired angle so that I can stand over the sink and shave.

Riddikularse!

But now it's like it never happened...and I have two chargers.
 
I have been having problems with my kidney over the hot weather. and ended up taking tablets for it, one side affect is "this medication could cause constipation" could! it did 4 days worth.

After the affect died off, it took me 20 mins to break up the resulting waste, so I could get it to ****** flush away. now i feel like someone has driven a VW beetle out of my behind.
 
DiogoJ42 said:
****** hell mate!
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And this from someone that broke a loo when using it. :D :D

I am going to see my doctor to get some different tablets.

Thanks Gary, that really made me laugh.
 
Pleasure - in all seriousness I know things can be problematic with that kinda thing, so I hope your GP manages to help you out with some different tablets :)
 
I just thought of South Park.

Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Did you have to use a little pickaxe and hide what you couldn't flush in a hole in the wall behind a poster of Raquel Welch?

But seriously, I hope you're alright and you stop needing such medicine soon.
 
I will be using this type of medicine on and off for the rest of my life. As i have a Renal fusion anomaly, (hopefully you will know what that means). I just hope this latest drop in output does not indicate a stone.
 
I had not heard of that condition before but, yeah, I understand.
Mhmm...I hope so too! I hope no offence was taken - not that my post made much sense!
 
On occasion I do like to browse the site whilst on the toilet... I'm often at my most creative time then!
 
So, thanks to the apparently nationwide Virgin Broadband problems, I am having to donate my phone and its unlimited data as a means to surf the internet. As a result I can't take my phone with me when I go to unleash the currently brewing beast in my bowels.

Guess I'll have to read a magazine like some kind of savage instead.
 
Just had to go for a poo... It was a more liquid than solid. I am never having mint gravy or cauliflower ever again. I will still eat lamb though.
 
Just back from Ibiza and I didn't poo for 5 days and its massive
 
In my view, there are few better ways to christen a brand-new toilet in your new house than by taking a massive ****. :)
 
josht said:
Just back from Ibiza and I didn't poo for 5 days and its massive
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Eyyy man, me too! Whereabouts did you stay?

No joke, whether it's exam stress or what, I don't know, but I can hear this one clunking through the drainpipes down the street.
 
1 Chinese all you can eat buffet for £7, can't say no to that. But the **** coming later. God almighty its going to be huge... (Ming moon restaurant and bar in Birmingham, was visiting nan and cousins and the like. If you are in the city centre go at about 2;30pm. The spare ribs and the fried rice are delish. Just dont have any of the jelly things for pudding. they are horrible. but I don't like jelly's texture and am slightly scared of it.)
 
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