Worst song ever

[MellowPasta]

A little idea from @Jb85 Best song ever topic.

Post some that are in your opinion some of the worst. Taste is subjective but we’re still free to call a song a load of Scheisse.


As irritating as a new pair of pants with a scratchy tag on the back.


No words


Disliked this from the day it came out. Overrated nuisance of a track.

 

[Thameslink Rail]

Mr Blobby...
Failing that Dance Monkey which is very annoying

 

[MellowPasta]

Failing that Dance Monkey which is very annoying

God, I think this tops them all. You win.

 

[Skyscraper]

God, I think this tops them all. You win.

I agree on that one, drives me insane every time I hear it.

Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake is even worse in my opinion.
shudders

 

[Jonathan]

'Friday' by Rebecca Black can get in the fucking sea.

 

[MellowPasta]

Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake is even worse in my opinion.
shudders

You’ve just reminded me of this turd that was erased from memory til now..

 

[MellowPasta]

'Friday' by Rebecca Black can get in the ****ing sea.

Christ.

 

[John_P]

When all those celebrities sang the John Lennon song Imagine near the start of the pandemic, that was pretty awful.

 

[Danza91]

When all those celebrities sang the John Lennon song Imagine near the start of the pandemic, that was pretty awful.

Agreed! Tone-deaf, cringe, elitist. One for the worst things to come out of the pandemic.

 

[MattyH]

So many choices....

There's a few looping songs such as the

Song that never ends.

Then there are absolutely awful songs

Tango with an Eskimo comes to mind
Friday by Rebecca Black
So many awful covers too

 

[Jonathan]

In terms of covers, Katie Price and Peter Andre's version of 'A Whole New World'.

Or just anything by Katie Price, really.

 

[Jb85]

Easily the worst song ever

 

[Skyscraper]

Easily the worst song ever

Err this thread is outside the Tavern mate...

 

[MattyH]

Anything by "Daddy daughter" acts.

They're horrible.

 

[Skyscraper]

Anything by "Daddy daughter" acts.

They're horrible.

Mat & Savanna Shaw are one of my favourite artists, and are fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/c/MatandSavanna

 

[Matt.GC]

Steps - Thank Abba for the Music
Niel Diamond - Sweet Caroline
Journey - Don't Stop Believin'

Just about anything that's almost guaranteed to be played by an amateur DJ at a birthday party/wedding reception (or Number 10 lockdown party maybe?). Cliche cheese for me.

Before Covid cancelled my wedding, me and my partner had a very large banned list of songs for the reception. The above 3 ranked even higher than Baby Shark, the Cha Cha slide and anything from the Grease soundtrack for being banned.

 

[pluk]

It's Raining Men is the one I can't tolerate.

 

[JAperson]

Purple rain. Stupid song with stupid simple lyrics.

 

[BarryZola]

Steps - Thank Abba for the Music
Niel Diamond - Sweet Caroline
Journey - Don't Stop Believin'

Just about anything that's almost guaranteed to be played by an amateur DJ at a birthday party/wedding reception (or Number 10 lockdown party maybe?). Cliche cheese for me.

Before Covid cancelled my wedding, me and my partner had a very large banned list of songs for the reception. The above 3 ranked even higher than Baby Shark, the Cha Cha slide and anything from the Grease soundtrack for being banned.

Yeah. Sweet Caroline. Sang loudest by those who probably would have laughed at you if you said a decade ago that Neil Diamond was talented. Now the sheepy sheeps gobble up one of his worst popular songs with glee at any and every sporting occasion. As Morrissey once uttered, "This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores".

 

[NuttySquirrel]

Santa Baby. (Any version but particularly the Kylie Minogue cover)

Yeuch!!