You know you're tired when...

[Skyscraper]

Thought I'd start this topic after it was suggested by a few people.

I went to put an empty milk bottle back in the fridge this morning

 

[NuttySquirrel]

I tried to put two bras on the other day.

 

[delta79]

I spent 10mins waiting for the kettle to boil then realised it was not turn on at the socket.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Have you ever gone so long without sleep that you start to hallucinate? That can be pretty fun..... provided you aren't trying to work, drive, or do anything other than exist.

 

[Jonathan]

When you're watching an F1 practice session and you're so shattered that you think your TV's trying to talk to you...

 

[pluk]

My favorite is when I try to get into my house at the end of a night shift by using my work pac tag.

 

[DiogoJ42]

When you're watching an F1 practice session and you're so shattered that you think your TV's trying to talk to you...

It is...

My favorite is when I try to get into my house at the end of a night shift by using my work pac tag.

I've done that with my Oyster card before.

 

[Connor98]

Got to work one morning at one of my first ever jobs when I was 17. I went to make a tea then walked over to turn on my pc, as I come back to the kitchen, I tried to drink it and a load of sugar and a tea bag just poured in my mouth and down my top didn’t even put the water in. Too much Xbox till silly oclock .

 

[DiogoJ42]

I was making a cup of coffee right now.
Got the milk out. Wondered how long it had been in there. Looked at the date on it.
Realised I had no idea what today's date was.
Raised left arm to bring my watch towards my face.
Sniffed my watch to tell if the milk was still good.

 

[Jonathan]

I was making a cup of coffee right now.
Got the milk out. Wondered how long it had been in there. Looked at the date on it.
Realised I had no idea what today's date was.
Raised left arm to bring my watch towards my face.
Sniffed my watch to tell if the milk was still good.

Even by your standards, D, that’s impressive

 

[spotweld]

Put the ready meal in the bin instead of the film lid.

 

[Skyscraper]

Put the ready meal in the bin instead of the film lid.

Crikey, you certainly made a meal of it eh!

 

[DiogoJ42]

Even by your standards, D, that’s impressive

Even better: My initial reaction to the sniff was to recoil and think "nope, that smells wrong".

If anyone was wondering, the milk was fine.

 

[John_P]

Reminds me of the time I was staying in a hotel was shattered so thought I'd make a cup of tea. Boiled the kettle, filled the cup.

Then opened 2 milk sachet things and just poured them straight into the bin.