Think I've just gotDon't see anything particularly bad in there. Leave it as it was IMO. It's a original and refreshing way of keeping the theme going throughout the shop and always made me laugh when I was in there.
Things like "your constant reminder of the smiler" and "a reminder of your past life“ will be offensive to some people, and we know that tabloids read this forum, so it wouldn't surprise me if this appears soon.[/S]