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Things To Do In Long Queues

Very good, you know how to use a Web based Morse encoder / decoder.
Now can you stop spamming this thread. I am running out of scrap paper to decode to. :D
 
Going back to queueline farting, probably my favourite experience at Thorpe Park was picking on a young man who dropped a particularly bad one in the "I'm a Celebrity" line.
My nephews partner blamed my nephew, he denied it in a very loud voice, and I saw a young chap ahead of us shrink down.
So I pointed him out and shouted "It was that filthy blighter over there, in the yellow T shirt". The guy with him fell about laughing, and I continued a loudmouth rant until the queue manager strolled over and joined in as well, giving the air a sniff and agreeing that he was indeed the guilty party, whole queueline starts tittering.
Nothing like a rancid stink to cheer up a slow moving queue.
Then we quit the queue and went back to the coasters.
 
I spent the vast majority of the times in the queues with my head down and eyes at the floor or, whilst queuing for Th13rteen, watching Rita speed over us.

Anytime I did look up I was faced with dirty looks from the other guests. (Could have been my paranoia)
 
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