Things To Do In Long Queues

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  1. delta79

    delta79 TowersStreet Member

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    Very good, you know how to use a Web based Morse encoder / decoder.
    Now can you stop spamming this thread. I am running out of scrap paper to decode to. :D
     
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    In the Th13teen single rider queue on Saturday our group decided to start doing the time warp. How you ask? Well it was just a jump to the left...
     
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    ... and then a step to the right?
     
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    Get the whole queue line involved, BOGEYS!!
     
  5. MattyH

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    Bogies you say?
     
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    Going back to queueline farting, probably my favourite experience at Thorpe Park was picking on a young man who dropped a particularly bad one in the "I'm a Celebrity" line.
    My nephews partner blamed my nephew, he denied it in a very loud voice, and I saw a young chap ahead of us shrink down.
    So I pointed him out and shouted "It was that filthy blighter over there, in the yellow T shirt". The guy with him fell about laughing, and I continued a loudmouth rant until the queue manager strolled over and joined in as well, giving the air a sniff and agreeing that he was indeed the guilty party, whole queueline starts tittering.
    Nothing like a rancid stink to cheer up a slow moving queue.
    Then we quit the queue and went back to the coasters.
     
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    Farting in queue lines? Where's @Joelio these days? :p
     
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    When it's wasp season, give the bins a good kick as you move down the queue then allow those behind to deal with the outcome.
     
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    I eat my pack up lunch in the queue line, after all, there is no point in spending an hour queuing for food, when you can utilise that time queuing for a ride instead ;)
     
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  10. StrictlyAl

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    I spent the vast majority of the times in the queues with my head down and eyes at the floor or, whilst queuing for Th13rteen, watching Rita speed over us.

    Anytime I did look up I was faced with dirty looks from the other guests. (Could have been my paranoia)
     
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    Play the Pokemon Go song at full volume in the queueline, It makes any ride walk on! :D:D:D
     
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