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Surreal news articles

Jonathan said:
There are places on the internet where you can get people to rate pictures of your poo.

I wish I were joking.
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Oh yeah... Ratemypoo.com was one I think. Wonder if it's still going?

Clearly I mixed with an unsavoury crowd in first-year student halls...
 
Police called to suspicious item at Newbury train station to find 'box of fried chicken'

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REPORTS of a 'suspicious item' at a train station this morning turned out to be a box of fried chicken.

British Transport Police officers were called to Newbury Train Station this morning following reports of a 'suspicious item'.

A security alert was triggered and trains were cancelled whilst investigations were carried out.

BTP confirmed that the 'suspicious item' turned out to be fried chicken which had been 'placed on a bench'.

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Alsty said:
Police called to suspicious item at Newbury train station to find 'box of fried chicken'

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REPORTS of a 'suspicious item' at a train station this morning turned out to be a box of fried chicken.

British Transport Police officers were called to Newbury Train Station this morning following reports of a 'suspicious item'.

A security alert was triggered and trains were cancelled whilst investigations were carried out.

BTP confirmed that the 'suspicious item' turned out to be fried chicken which had been 'placed on a bench'.

Link
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Someone's going to get roasted for that... :p:tearsofjoy:
 
The surrealist thing about this is it made it to a news report at all. This sort of thing happens all the time, like multiple times a day. Better safe than sorry!
 
“Marvels and Meltdowns.” Yeah, get ******, *****. I’ve had two meltdowns so far this year (not had any for a while beforehand), and they’ve not been pleasant. I somehow don’t think drawing attention to them BY THE NAME OF YOUR ******** ORGANISATION is a good idea AT ALL.
 
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Jonathan said:
“Marvels and Meltdowns.” Yeah, get ****ed, *****. I’ve had two meltdowns so far this year (not had any for a while), and they’ve not been pleasant. I somehow don’t think drawing attention to them BY THE NAME OF YOUR BULL**** ORGANISATION is a good idea AT ALL.
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exactly, it's just the typical autism parent type org....
 
Ah yes, fave weird topic...pica.
Used to eat the corner of the newspaper as I was reading it as a kid.
Chalk, coal and soil are quite common nibbles for the afflicted.
Edit... Xylophagia! Same as the pencil end chewers.
 
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