I actually lold at that
I just spat tea over my phone.
I actually lold at that
Uh oh: Wicker Man, Rita and Smiler all unavailable at the minute. Anyone know why?
Is that just this weekend or do you think they'll do that all the time?No, there's no indication as to which turnstiles are going to be used prior to opening: there were 2 queues today, then a 3rd formed stretching back to the monorail statoon, only for everyone in it to be told those turnstiles wouldn't actually open.
Once they start admitting people, there's then the issue that annual passes don't scan but most guests at opening time have passes so the turnstiles aren't even being properly utilised. Currently every queue is a mix of ERT and non-ERT guests but everyone is allowed in at 9.30 regardless
No...managed to walk past bag check slowly, hands wide and smiling, making careful eye contact with nice security man.
All while gently jumping the queue.
As I do all the time at BPB.
If they start checking your pockets, start checking theirs.
They once found a bottle of water in our bag and demanded that we drink some there and then!I find making eye contact usually draws attention, slipping by unnoticed is my usual mo, the day they start checking pockets is the day I take used condoms with me.
Why not just leave it cold?from what I have heated anyway
I know someone who used to work the doors. But only after he was dismissed from his job as a prison guard. For being "mentally unstable". The stories he can tell from both jobs boggle the mind!Are these security types the usual thugs you see outside nightclubs giving it the big I Am?
Are these security types the usual thugs you see outside nightclubs giving it the big I Am?
At Alton, the entry bag checks are done by nightclub-style security staff & are not over effective. TBH, I don't think Alton's in-house security team would be much better as they are pretty inept too - they just look a bit more professional. Never judge a book by it's cover though!Are these security types the usual thugs you see outside nightclubs giving it the big I Am?
Thorpe security where very helpful in pointing out where I was suppose to enter the park.Alton yes, I once asked to see ID before letting my wife hand over her bag because the guy wasn't showing any and he begrudgingly got out his door security accreditation / license thing (white and blue thing like a MAP card) he also had one tucked in the back which was a HCEA one (old school bailiffs), big fat miserable bald guy if that rings any bells. It was a company called AL something Security, right miserable chump.
Chessington and Thorpe employ more what you'd call licensed security (VIP personal security) types rather than door noobs, they are infinitely more polite, you can usually tell the debt collector / nightclub bouncers because they look like they should be in the queue to get in rather than your first impression of the establishment.