Never, ever, very smooth.Very smooth if you avoid the wheel seats actually.
Ever.
Never, ever, very smooth.Very smooth if you avoid the wheel seats actually.
Was for me last year, honestlyNever, ever, very smooth.
Ever.
Aren't Alton Towers heavily restricted with how long they can stay open? We'd all love longer opening times especially for those of us who live further than an hour away from the resort but it's clearly never gonna happenI’d be interested to compare the downtime statistics of BPB against the Merlin parks. I’d include the ridiculous staggered openings and early closures as downtime too. Whilst I agree that Alton’s downtime hasn’t been great lately, overall I’d agree that Merlin’s operations are far better than what we’re currently seeing at BPB.
Downtime aside, this statement includes the following:
- Capacity: Two trains or more on all coasters when busy is standard at Merlin and this has got even better in recent years. BPB are terrible for running coasters on a single train. Merlin nearly always run rides at full capacity when it’s busy, and often when it’s quiet too. BPB are, to put it mildly, inconsistent in this area.
- Staggered openings: BPB have been dreadful for this over the past 10 years. Whilst Merlin parks do dabble in some from of staggered openings, it never tends to stay in place for more than a few months and is far less impactful than at BPB. The fact that virtually the whole park opens at 10:30 on a 10am opening is pitiful.
- Opening hours: Ok, forget Alton. Their opening hours are awful. But look at Thorpe Park, Chessington and LLW. Their standard off peak hours are 10-5, and 6pm closes apply in the weekends and school holidays, yet BPB seem to close painfully early these days, and keep adding early closures of Nick Land, something which Merlin rarely do at their parks.
- Merlin don’t make you scan your phone at every ride.
- Access to Merlin parks to/ from their hotels is far better than the weird system that BPB have.
- Merlin have better apps and keep on top of updating their queues times far better than BPB.
So yeah, overall, Merlin do in my opinion have better operations than BPB.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Merlin cheerleader by any means. I always used to be dead against them taking over BPB. But things have just got so bad at BPB that I think Merlin would do a far better job of running the place than what we’re currently seeing.
The only UK park I think Merlin would want would be Poultons but hopefully it's will stay with the current owners.
Definitely satire unfortunately (the documentary references give it away).
I think the very old photo is a giveaway as well, she looks nothing like that nowDefinitely satire unfortunately (the documentary references give it away).
Reform UK's actual candidate is Mark Butcher
There was an issue adding the second train on Saturday, then they ended up having to change the wheels on train 1 due to its speed. Not that it made much odds, as it still estopped approximately 5 million times today.Late night riding would be a good idea for easter weekend at PB Seemed to work well at Towers. Big one not opening till 3 is disappointing unless it's wind related
Weather and it being the last chance to night ride probably went against you there. I did 14 today and that was leisurely done. Rides opened at 1040 and I left at 5.30. The fish and chip queue wasted 35 mins of thatWe went yesterday (30th March) and it was so busy. Even with the park open to 9pm, we only managed around 10/11 rides all day.
Ops weren't great at all and the Big One didn't even open until nearly 3pm
The walkthrough attraction or the haunted swing?- Impossible is apparently back open
Walkthrough only, i don't think the haunted swing will ever reopen (if its even still there?)The walkthrough attraction or the haunted swing?
I’m on park today so I will find outThe walkthrough attraction or the haunted swing?
The planned maintenance page said it would reopen as a walkthroughThe walkthrough attraction or the haunted swing?