Chessington World of Adventures Resort

[The_bup]

I stand by my demolition of this entire area suggestion


From: https://twitter.com/chessingtonbuzz/status/1768962866927784290?s=46&t=0gSA6DB3t11tFWJ4xv8eFA

Croc drop is so cool but it doesn’t bloody work!

 

[Towers4ever]

Want this one so cool


From: https://twitter.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769324263549341922?t=yzF9XDNVr32lqa_hasBXlQ&s=19

 

[Reb]

THE VAMP PIN IS £8!
Is this the going rate of pin badges now? :000

 

[Towers4ever]

OMG that's grim

From: https://twitter.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769363366462501225?t=Snvbx2aoiEnVzkoP_OW4VA&s=19

 

[Towers4ever]

THE VAMP PIN IS £8!
Is this the going rate of pin badges now? :000

Parks have cottoned on to collectibles and people pay it. It used to be 3.50 for a pin only a few years back

 

[DiogoJ42]

OMG that's grim

From: https://twitter.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769363366462501225?t=Snvbx2aoiEnVzkoP_OW4VA&s=19

That's a vast improvment over the last time I had a burger at Chessington.
The lettuce was brown.
.... The cheese was green.

 

[jon81uk]

OMG that's grim

From: https://twitter.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769363366462501225?t=Snvbx2aoiEnVzkoP_OW4VA&s=19

That actually looks close enough to the picture.

 

[Benzin]

It looks vaguely edible which based on recent hygiene scores at the park seems like it's better than average.

 

[Johnny Rocket]

Looks a bit messy but otherwise I don’t see much wrong with it. If you open a McDonalds or KFC burger it’s not going to look much better.

 

[Bowser]

OMG that's grim

From: https://twitter.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769363366462501225?t=Snvbx2aoiEnVzkoP_OW4VA&s=19

At least it puts Chessington in the running to host the 2024 Fyre Festival.

 

[Blackhole_Sun]

Looks like the photo to me.

Not a fan of the information posted by Chessington Buzz kill anyway.

 

[dave___]

From: https://x.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769101492290547852?s=20


I like this tweet of theirs. Merlin clearly spent all their budget at Alton Towers, I fully expect that canvas wrap will last about a week before someone rips it down however.

 

[rob666]

Already showing unhealthy mould patches.
Needs twopennorth of bleach.

 

[dave___]

Already showing unhealthy mould patches.
Needs twopennorth of bleach.

Probably been up since the end of last season. Nice to see they haven't bothered raking up all the pulled-out beads from the soil though

 

[The_bup]

From: https://x.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769101492290547852?s=20


I like this tweet of theirs. Merlin clearly spent all their budget at Alton Towers, I fully expect that canvas wrap will last about a week before someone rips it down however.

Who was that person who said there “was a hole the size of a chimps head” in the basket ? Whoever it was I just want to say that might be one of my favourite posts on the internet

 

[Excalibur]

What is it in reference to?

 

[Zeock]

Who was that person who said there “was a hole the size of a chimps head” in the basket ? Whoever it was I just want to say that might be one of my favourite posts on the internet

Is it this post?

 

[whywhowhere]

OMG that's grim

From: https://twitter.com/ChessingtonBuzz/status/1769363366462501225?t=Snvbx2aoiEnVzkoP_OW4VA&s=19

The burger doesn't even look too bad in my opinion. I've been served worse in the past at that old Chicken at the Tomb place or whatever it used to be called under the TT/TB queueline. Chips do look naff though.

EDIT: Just realised... £13 F'ING POUNDS????

 

[The_bup]

Is it this post?

Yes. No one knows how big a chimps head is, I love it

 

[Katy]

The burger doesn't even look too bad in my opinion. I've been served worse in the past at that old Chicken at the Tomb place or whatever it used to be called under the TT/TB queueline. Chips do look naff though.

EDIT: Just realised... £13 F'ING POUNDS????

For the price it's a very poor value for money (but so is everything else generally in theme park food), but the burger itself looks like the produced-at-speed fast-service version of the carefully staged photo, I find the Aramark chips alright (with salt and vinegar) but I suppose they have a point that they look to be seasoned chips in the photo.