Dark Ride Concepts (Feeble Humour Alert)

[Altonadvocate1]

Ok, here is my idea... Has to be true to the source material.

The A Team.. Upon entry, you are captured by a maniacal villian (think Phallanx level actors) and put in a bare and desolate warehouse ((Merlin would love it). With the aid of some welding gear (fake fire effects of course - don't worry, you will never come in contact with actual flame) and paperclips, you build your own ride car / makeshift tank to escape, light guns blazing. Fortunately the targets are out of sync (Merlin won't have to fix them) so you fail to hit anyone and they can't hit you. The finale is a huge explosion, the ride car, flys into the air, crashes back to Earth and turns over half a dozen times before landing upside down. Of course you immediately, stand up, dust yourself down and walk away without a scratch. An IMA score remix of the A Team theme tune is essential.

 

[ChristmasPud]

This is hilarious. Dont joke too much, Merlin might seriously try and build it in the future

 

[Andrew]

I'm struggling to see the technology behind this unless you fancy giving everyone Lego to build their cars and then involving them in a real life car crash

 

[Altonadvocate1]

I'm struggling to see the technology behind this unless you fancy giving everyone Lego to build their cars and then involving them in a real life car crash

It's easy, all you need is a roll of Duct Tape

Just watch the show (or McGuyver).

 

[Rob]

And the award for pointless thread of the year goes to....!

Locked!