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Funny things you've overheard people say in queuelines

Heard 2 good ones in my visit yesterday (Monday)....

one bloke to another...
"That's where corkscrew used to be pointing at Air"

And...

"I can't believe they have stuck nemesis in that building now" pointing at Nemesis Sub-Terra!


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There was this guy in airs queue...

This weirdo was insisting a giraffe lives in the gardens, I think Rowe overheard this fellow too...



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A group of people infront of me in the th13teen queue have just pointed at rita, and said "That's th13teen isn't it?"
"Yeah."
 
Electric Elly said:
A group of people infront of me in the th13teen queue have just pointed at rita, and said "That's th13teen isn't it?"
"Yeah."
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*FACECONCRETEFLOOR*
 
Heard a young girl shout "go on pigs" as the rita train launched I was on the floor crying
 
''Theres a bomb going to go off!'' We had to wait 3 hours to get on Rita because that being shouted out. True story.
 
josht said:
Heard a young girl shout "go on pigs" as the rita train launched I was on the floor crying
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I think thats a reference to Scott Mills on Radio one, he always plays a clip from Radio Four that says "Go on pigs".
 
djtruefitt said:
josht said:
Heard a young girl shout "go on pigs" as the rita train launched I was on the floor crying
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I think thats a reference to Scott Mills on Radio one, he always plays a clip from Radio Four that says "Go on pigs".
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Ah that explains a lot I didn't see the nature of the comment at the time it was just random to me at the time
 
Somebody behind me in the Sub Terra queue was adamant that he was actually queuing for Nemesis and was telling his missus that it is and that we will be going over there in a minute (pointing across the monorail track to Nemesis). Me and my missus were laughing because they were just going on and on saying any minute now we will. He also was getting angry because of people using the Fast-track system.
 
Just heard, twice, in the queueline for Th13teen....;

"Is the scaffolding supposed to be there?"
 
From a middle-aged mother certainly influenced by certain Wii game while queuing up for Sonic;

"Where is Super Mario on this ride?"
 
Queueing for the flume

"I dont see how these look like wooden logs, its shockin, they look more like a bath" :mad:
 
I've got a little confession to make...I actually say these stupid things to my mates in the queue lines, just for the pure off chance that one day, one of you guys will overhear me and post it up in here...

Such classics that I have used:

In the queue for stealth I said to my mrs: "did you know they have to put larger people at the front, otherwise it doesn't make it over the top, that's why it rolls back sometimes".

Log flume: my mate asked me why they have baths and not traditional boats..." because the old ones kept getting wood rot, so they were getting replaced on a monthly basis, but then they started running out of trees to cut down"
 
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