Set your expectations low. Then take the stairs down to the basement and dig a hole to bury them in.
GYPB really has nothing of note other than their old scenic railway, which is not too bad at all in all honesty. Don't forget to take a walk down the prom to Joyland, it's a kiddy park but they do have some rather unique rides crammed in to an amazingly small space. Snails (at Joyland, not the one at GYPB) can almost approach an approximation of airtime.
Not sure if it's still there, but there was a rather good Quasar / Laser Quest (I forget which brand) somewhere along the prom that's worth checking out if you're in to that sort of thing. There's also a reptile house which not great, but if you're there for two weeks you'll need all the filler you can get.
I've not been to Peasurewood hills for a few years, and never in peak season, so I couldn't say how busy it will be. Enigma has dire throughput, having only a single three car train on a ride that is blocked for at least five. The queue can be so slow it moves backwards. But if you can eventually get on it, you'll find a nice punchy Schwartzkopf full of positive Gs.
Wipeout is a standard boomerang, in pretty good condition, but still a slight headbanger. Snake in the Grass is OK, but not as fun as the one at Oakwood. Tales of the Coast is meh. Have not been on Hobb's Pit so can't comment.
I've only been twice so am far from an expert on the place. Some of their flats (as well as Enigma) were rescued from Folkestone Rotunda, I can tell you that much.
But two whole weeks? Smeggin' hell, You can do the whole town in a weekend.
EDIT TO ADD: To be fair, me and
@Kelpie did have a great weekend when we went years ago.
