"UK pop star showing us who's in charge of her career"
*picture of said pop star covering one eye with a lollipop*
I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE BASTARD SWEET MANUFACTURERS WERE BEHIND ALL THIS!
The first part, where every picture taken at an angle that slightly obscures one eye is apparently a Illuminati message is pretty funny, but the "I <3 MK (ULTRA)" bit is genius, and maybe if they left their mum's basement, they'd realise wearing inverted crosses has been in fashion for about two years now.
The Chinese one is ridiculous, or is every sexually suggestive wink now a message from the Masons? The Rihanna one isn't worth comment.
But then they obviously saved the best for last because that Las Vegas on is genuinely WTF?