Altonadvocate1
TS Member
OK, I have some monumental information to share with my fellow towers times posters.
Before I share this jaw dropping news I must make absolutely clear that this has not been authorised by Alton Towers or any of their partners.
I do not work for Merlin Entertainments, nor do I have contacts who work at AT.
Unlike that Spin Doctor guy, I do not have a partner who works in the marketing department.
This information is not from a partners, brothers, sisters, plumbers, girlfriends, dog.
This information is derived from intuition only. Admittedly intuition that Sherlock Holmes himself would be proud of, but intuition nontheless.
Forum members who do not wish to spoil the mystery or who are of a nervous disposition should read no further.
I cannot be held responsible for the release of this data.
The reason for the 2016 ride closures is...
TO SAVE MONEY
Before I share this jaw dropping news I must make absolutely clear that this has not been authorised by Alton Towers or any of their partners.
I do not work for Merlin Entertainments, nor do I have contacts who work at AT.
Unlike that Spin Doctor guy, I do not have a partner who works in the marketing department.
This information is not from a partners, brothers, sisters, plumbers, girlfriends, dog.
This information is derived from intuition only. Admittedly intuition that Sherlock Holmes himself would be proud of, but intuition nontheless.
Forum members who do not wish to spoil the mystery or who are of a nervous disposition should read no further.
I cannot be held responsible for the release of this data.
The reason for the 2016 ride closures is...
TO SAVE MONEY
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