Well today I received an email containing the following (I have removed the phone number in case it shouldn't be put here). I find it interesting that
1) while it states 'limited' it doesn't state what the limit is;
2) the phrase "
swoosh past other people onto ride after ride after ride" is used despite the obvious problems this will cause, and;
3) I had joined a 'waiting list' partly to see what happened and partly because I had thought the price might be lower than it is - but as it is there seems to be no preference given to order of entry onto the list, I assume this is a mass email.
I won't be partaking, 700 quid (make it 1400 for me and missus) is money I could well use on better things, and with a full time job I highly doubt I would ever get a good return on the 'investment'. If anything I'll just go for an AT AP next year.
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• Lines are open between 9am and 5pm (our wizards need time to practice their potions).
• In case you were curious, V.I.P. Merlin Annual Passes can’t be bought online (in case the e-Gremlins team up with the e-Goblins).