Company aside, which was fantastic; Essex Dave (can't remember your forum name sorry mate!), Duckman, Ashlee, Bench Ben, Ronaldo Diogo - today was an utter farce.
Somehow what should have been a fantastic day given it's obvious potential, was ruined by penny pinching, half arsed running of the park.
Re-rode Guest Services about 3/4 times, I have never in any visit to any Merlin park had to do that on one occasion - I simply refuse to write what was said to me as to why it was running so badly, so bad was it from a customer perspective.
As Diogo says trying to dispatch Nemesis with a restraint open - the group were shouting down why the ride wouldn't go multiple times until they eventually realised!! Did we end up in Mingerland or something? 6/7 minutes to dispatch ONE TRAIN? Yes I think we did.
50 minute (AT LEAST) queue for Nemesis at just after lunch, thanks to Johns phenomenal theme park knowledge he worked out accurately that it only sent round 3400 people in 7 HOURS. Despite the ludicrous queues, refusal to put another train on guess what? Fast track being sold outside the main entrance again... co-incidence? I am sure you can make your own judgements.
Morning: Stealth 45 Swarm 70 (did improve, they actually added the second train to this and this alone), Saw was running well queue wise - I just CBA with the rest.
They were an absolute disgrace. I turned into a Duck-Fueled-Rantypus and they seemed determined to make your day as miserable as possible. The thing is, a few changes and they could have made it a fantastic day, and they KNEW it.
Anyway highlights:
Cabin was great fun and funny. Some clever touches and interesting way of going round it, felt quite long.
Valentine was decent, however kind of felt half X10/half Valentine and also the X10 cells are no longer used which is a shame.
X 4 times, to welcome each new member of the group - until I ended up doing it on my own on their behalf, simply as it had no frigging queue.
Spending some great time with the above folks.
Swarm front right, actually really like it there - really don't anywhere else oddly.
Other lows:
Blair Witch - or... Escape to the Country. Went down a dark path. The end. Good shortcut to Stealth given they had blocked bits of the path off everywhere for queues.
Asylum - From avid fan to WTF was THAT?
Thorpe, that was shameful.