If we look at the rate at which Scarefest has been declining in recent years, and we extrapolate that to, say, 2019, I imagine the line up will be as follows;
Ride the rides in semi-darkness, with opening hours extending late into the night with a ride close (excluding all rides with a height restriction over 90CM) of 7:15PM! (Make sure to bring a torch as on sight lighting will not be provided)
Feel the fear in our all new attraction: Air Tunnel Live! Experience the bare concrete walls with an added twist- we've hung up tacky Halloween decorations from poundland and someone at the exit who may shout "Boo!" at you as you leave (subject to an extra fee of £5.00 per person).
Roaming, unenthusiastic actors will wander around the park in cheap zombie costumes, ready to give you the chills! We guarantee you will be more scared than ever with up to two of these actors in the park at once!
Stay over in our haunted scare rooms - We've cut the electric on one of the corridors in the Alton Towers Hotel, so prepare to stumble and fondle your way around in the darkness - watch out for the exposed wiring and broken glass on the floor! (£875 pppn)
Plus, t̶o̶ ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ to terrify you even more, we've swapped all of our ride operators with bored teenagers off the street - will they do safety checks? Who knows?!
*Please note that during Scarefest the price of tickets for park entry will be increased to £149.99 and no money off/bogof vouchers will be accepted.
**No costumes allowed- we don't know why but H&S said they would beat us with clubs if any guest arrives in costume.