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Apparently, all this happened close to the same time the upgraded 'blaster 5000' mk2 model, with helium breasts and LED disco lighting was released. Talk about taking a party in your pants to another level.
 
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Thameslink Rail said:
Surreal in many ways not least because Towers Street is actually used as a source:
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Snowdonia mountains likened to Alton Towers as walkers descend

Some visitors reported disgusting scenes but park bosses said problems were 'no more significant than usual'
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Turns out it's not just us who like to obsess about queue times!
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I was reading a report about this the other day on the BBC News website, one of the Snowdon guides said that she caught someone taking a dump on the mountain’s railway trackLucky for us that nobody has done the same thing at Towers on the tracks or in a station…

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-61128854
 
Shaggy_Dog_ said:
I was reading a report about this the other day on the BBC News website, one of the Snowdon guides said that she caught someone taking a dump on the mountain’s railway trackLucky for us that nobody has done the same thing at Towers on the tracks or in a station…

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-61128854
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Actually that happens every so often, unfortunately the culprits have a tendancy to fly off before security can catch them.
 
It's not 'got' bad, it's nothing new in the slightest. Small cheap things with easy resale value have always been a target. It's like saying you'd be surprised that people would steal the pound coins sitting on the side if they didn't put them in the till.
 
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Amazing how often this happens at police stations. Someone clearing out dead grandads shed and finds an old mine, turns up at front office with it in a Sainsbury's bag! No, that's not the best thing to do!
 
JAperson said:
How is this possible when Luton is not a London airport then Thameslink?
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It is according to the sign above the entrance :confused:

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BBC apologises after ‘Manchester United are rubbish’ appears on ticker​

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The BBC has apologised after a message appeared on screen reading “Manchester United are rubbish”.

The line popped up on the BBC News ticker at the bottom of the screen during a tennis update on the 9am to 10am broadcast. Later in the morning, the presenter Annita McVeigh apologised to any Manchester United fans who may have been offended, saying the mistake had occurred as someone was learning how to operate the ticker and was “writing random things not in earnest”. Another message reading “Weather rain everywhere” also appeared on the ticker.

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