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The Great Train Robbery

Poisson

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During the month of April, me and @MattyH realised it had been many months since our really successful trip to Spain and that needed to be rectified. One thing that I had been keeping an eye on every so often was the Chunnel. During mid May, prices were down to £22 each way for the car for a 48 hour trip (under a £ a mile) so a really sensible* plan was hatched which saw me meeting Matt at Ashford Station and grabbing a hotel before an early start.

One for @JAperson

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Setting off at an illegal time of morning, we arrived in time to board the 04:20 train, giving us an hour head start over our booked time which was good as neither of us had used the Tunnel before but it was easy enough.

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As we were running early, we actually went through France to Belgium (where my phone acting as sat nav had a moment as it had changed networks twice in 45 mins) to Plopsa on a sighting run to see what we were getting in for the next day. This is when, running early, we decided to go for a more scenic route. Great fun, thankfully not meeting traffic on single track roads through fields. Standard fair really, very Misery Trip.

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Pulling in to Bellewearde (for the second time, first time we were too early so went and found breakfast) we headed for Dawson Duel, which turned out to open half an hour late so we went on Wakala. Now, this is a weird little coaster as it has everything just thrown at it to make a quite fun layout. Normal lift, launch lift, booster section, spike, the lot but on a family coaster as it works in a very Gerst way. After a ride on this, we hung around and finally entered the queue for Dawson Duel, or Cardio: The Ride.

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Very odd alpine but not alpine coaster, using a tower instead of a hill. The problem with this is the queue has an enormous amount of steps and ramps and it has 2 separate tracks which make sense to do back to back...cue 2 fat idiots curling up in a heap. Pretty bag claim lanyard/token though.

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Trekking across the park we went to find the last 2 creds. Hurakan was first, with a nice station, a half hearted attempt at themeing and views over the area including a HUSS Topple Tower. Such a weird setup with themeing half there and the other half is tin shed? This was followed by the Vekoma Boomerang, creatively called Boomerang and it was...eh, as expected.

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Photo : https://www.hussrides.com/en/family-rides/topple-tower

Finally it was time for our first HUSS Topple Tower and it was....UTTER BALLS. Impressive off ride but dull on ride. It was operating though, which seems like a rarity for a ride of this type. Following this, we headed for lunch and then went for wander and watched a goat try and eat children. 10/10 entertainment. On our wander we saw that the park had Capybaras, the greatest animal to exist, but they were only accessible by boat but the queue was large, so we headed for a dark ride we had no idea about, which turned out as we had guessed from the building shape to be a decent Madhouse.

After this, we headed across to ride the train to learn it went through a lion enclosure. Extra win, extra scary.

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Back to the boat and:

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Bestest day ever. Also had the bonus of a waterfall at the entrance to a tunnel that actually turns off (Valhalla eat your heart out).

We rounded out the day on park with a couple of relaxed rides on Wakala before heading out. +5 each.
 
So @Poisson hasn't been feeling great recently and as I've been bored. I present the second installment of our fantastic trip report.


To catch you up to speed, The evening after Bellewaerde we visited the Menin Gate to watch the last post ceremony. Then made our way to our hotel for a few hours sleep before the next day of creds.

Plopsaland

After grabbing breakfast from Lidl on the way to the park (Let's not repeat Pain the trip again...) We wandered in and waited for RTH to open, We were treated to the back row of this fantastic coaster, that lived up to expectations and comfortbaly sits in my top 20.

After this we passed the parks powered coaster that simply stated it wasn't open due to techincial issues, however we noted a number of rides didn't seem to open until later as we made our way around the park. Late openings, on a busy day? See it's not just UK parks!

The parks GCI, Heidi: The Ride which i guess is called that to distinguish from Heidi: The Coaster or Heidi: The Person was next and this introduced us to what Plopsa was all about... Nightmarish Cattlepens

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This is just the beginning of the queue. Up the stairs and there's another layer of cattlepen.

The theming on the upper queue line level was good but the operations on the station were not, with the coaster operating 2 trains of about 6 People, and some of this was used up by the fast track system in the park. (Who'd ever use fast track....)

Eventually piling into a bay after what seemed like hours, we managed to get on. Well at least the ride was smooth, that's about all that can be said about it.

We continued wandering around the park and noticed how busy the park was getting and the number of attractions that seemed to be opening later.

We walked past the broken Vekoma Junior coaster. This is themed to the incredibly well known pop band "K3" but unfortunatley with no train even in sight, it was clear we weren't going to get it, which is a shame as we've only done about 7 of them before including 2 of the same layout.

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How do you even break a Vekoma Junior Coaster?


Next up was Anubis, something we were looking forwards to after experiencing Lynet at Farup Sommerland last year.

Advertised as a 45 minute queue we were blissfully unaware of what horror laid in store. A hot, cramped cattlepen of horror, with the stairs at one end of the room and no respite in between.

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HORROR, seen from the stairs that lead to more cattlepen.

So eventually we got to the station and noticed the ride staff wearing their big coats, which was strange since everyone else was boiling, and it was nearing 30 degrees outside.

No child operating this version though! We were both in agreement afterwards however that Lynet was the superior coaster.

We then investigated possibly the worst named coaster in the world #likemecoaster before noticing that the queue length was rather long and we had other priorities, including food.

We wandered back towards Draak, the powered coaster which was open! However again, the queue looked horrendous, so we decided our best option was to eat Lunch.

A nice sausage was purchsed from the outlet in the area surrounding Draak, Nothing quite beats a bit of foriegn meat on holiday!

Over lunch I mentioned to Tom that we could buy FastPass for 35 euros each which would allow us to skip 9 queues...

We walked into the convinient shop next to where we were eating and under the powered cred, and purchased our fast pass. We then decided to go and do the cred that was above our heads.... When we found the right entrance that is...

A super quick one lap special, but the actual coaster was alright and superior to other more modern powered creds we've done.

Now we were equipped with our lanyards and fast pass, we decided we could sacrifice our time to ride the Zierer, where thankfully the queue looked less mad.

Unfortunatley, we were wrong, as we then headed into a cattlepen themed to a school disco thing. The queue felt like it didn't move for ages at several points and again I feel like words can't do the horrors justice.

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We then meandered around back to Ride to Happiness where we were able to use 2 fast past slots for a front row ride. The hangtime in the front row through the first roll is insane, almost unpleasent.. I think the back row is definitely the superior place to be.

A quick nosey in the gift shop after a couple of laps and the price of a hat was so bad I had to buy a beer!

Having done all of the available creds we quickly decided the only thing worth our time and fast pass was RTH but we wanted to space out our fast pass usage.

So a gentle pace was adopted and we went to find the train, but on the way we spotted Duckman: The Ride.

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We then found the train which is very similar in design to the one at Pleasurewood Hills. Choo Choo!

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A complete lap was taken on the train, which concluded with a tunnel which was just sort of randomly plastered with love hearts.

After grabbing drinks we saw the Plopsaland Parade pass by,

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A couple more goes on RTH before another lap of the park, and we reflected that the park has serious throughput issues.

Nothing that this park has built has any decent throughput, A Mack extreme spinner: 550pph, A GCI with a small train... the list goes on.

We went on a wander as we were sort of hungry and fancied a sit down. We found a wonderfully themed resturant serving deserts.

Here's my Waffle. (GHIC card for reference)

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and Tom had a Crème Brûlée

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Huge Crème Brûlée

Rounding out our day by splurging the rest of our fast pass and then using the main queue for another couple of goes on RTH.
A few photos and a look in the gift shop on the way out rounded out our day and we headed out to be reminded that after spending your money on park all day, it's 15 euros to park your car!

Plopsaland as a whole felt quite pretty but with no real substance to it. Ride to Happiness feels great but if you hit some of the elements sideways it takes something away from the experience.

Apart from RTH everything else feels a bit meh, the park is well kept but with no throughput the park feels unable to cope and It felt so strange to open roughly half the park if not more after 12pm when the place is busy.

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Cheers Tom for this one.

Out of the two parks, I thought Bellewarde felt like the nicer park to be in even if it didn't have the best hardware.

A quick run back to France along the motorway and back onto the Chunnel and a long drive on English roads to do some diesel trains the next day.

Another +5 from Plopsaland meant that we both left France with +10 and closing in on the magic of our 300th Cred, and we discussed our next trip and thought of what possible big things we could do for our milestone creds.

Now that this trip report is written, we can move onto the next one about what was possibly the most insane holiday we've ever planned and one that led us to question the very definition of a roller coaster....
 
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Cheers for writing this solo lad, I'm sure I'll be back to being less dead soon. But for now, a spoiler for the next trip report, to be written soon (hopefully)

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