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The theme park-based jokes thread

Skyscraper

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post your jokes here! they can be about anything associated with theme parks.
to start off, here's one i thought of earlier this afternoon:

J: what did the ride operator say when the dentist asked him to open his mouth?

A: Galacticaaaaaaaaa!
 
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J: What are you guys at AT going to replace Ripsaw with?

A: Forbidden Sweep!

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Doctor, Doctor, I always in a spin and have no money
Your a theme park enthusiast
 
Doctor, doctor, i feel like a ride that's been emergency-stopped!
reset yourself, then you'll feel much better!
 
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like i am cured by an old begger woman!
hibernate for a season, you will feel better in march
 
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