Don't want to put in Trip Reports as this post is just a rant... Thorpe is awful these days. I grew up nearby and have visited on multiple occasions every year since around 1994. Mid 00's I'd be there near enough once a week in the summer.
I visited today for the first time in 3 years, to finally have a go on DBGT and try out The Walking Dead:\ No Way Out.
DGBT is a brilliantly unique experience, I loved the suprise at the end. The themeing inside is very good and the VR worked well. Walking Dead again I was impressed with - X was a joke of a ride and they've done a tremendous job of polishing that turd.
Got Saw done early before the queue got too long, I still love the indoor section but it's far rougher than I remember. Where Smiler is just a bit rattly, this is more 'jolty' and the bottom of the first drop was actually very painful.
Inferno is bang average. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing for a B&M invert, they're all fun good rides.
The Swarm. If Swarm was a work colleague it would be that bloke in IT who's really nice, but you wouldn't go for a pint with him as he's a bit boring.
Stealth's a good solid ride, and power of that launch makes it very re-ridable.
Colossus is an old favourite, and it's good to see it's still popular with other guests.
Anyway the main reason for this post is to express my disappointment at the park literally lying to all paying customers. It's a wet, windy Friday before Fright Nights, and after the school holidays, so it wasn't particularly busy.
For us coaster dorks, we can roughly guess how long the queue will take by looking at, and take no notice of the displayed queue times. They're literally conning guests into needlessly buying FastTrack by hugely exaggerating these times and it needs to stop. People fall for it and I don't blame them.
Inferno 40 mins - I waited 10
Stealth 30 mins - I waited 10
Rush 15 mins - walk on
Swarm 20 mins - walk on
Saw hit '85 mins', DGBT '100 mins'.
Fair enough if it's a few minutes out but they're not even remotely accurate. The Swarm was a walk on for at least an hour today and it stayed at 15-20 the whole time. Just put 5 mins on display ffs.
I know it's common for the Merlin parks to exaggerate queue times but Derren Brown himself must have had some sort of influence on the management as they created an impressive illusion of a busy theme park on what was a quiet day.
I don't like to be too negative, and I had a decent day getting on everything I wanted to, but they've sucked all the fun out of that place.
Alton gets slated on here but this season has been the best in years for me as a guest and all seems on the up. Thorpe is at an all time low.
Again sorry for the rant but I won't be going back.*
*Until the RMC