Towers Loving Care

[Skyscraper]

But you can't spit as easily from a bench

spitting at people is discusting, and shoud got offenders thrown (not literally!) out of the park.

 

[James]

You could always try spitting over a fence, make it a challenge. If you hit someone on the rapids you get 10 points.

 

[Matt.GC]

spitting at people is discusting, and shoud got offenders thrown (not literally!) out of the park.

Yes. As opposed to building more fences.

 

[Matt.GC]

You could always try spitting over a fence, make it a challenge. If you hit someone on the rapids you get 10 points.

This could turn in to a paid for game

 

[Skyscraper]

going a bit off-topic here, talking about spitting, aren't we ?

 

[Martin]

Not literally thrown out? Just politely escorted? Where's the fun in that? Tssk, liberals.

 

[DiogoJ42]

Why throw them out when they could be fired out? I'm sure Towers could nick the trebuchet from Warwick Castle...

 

[Matt.GC]

Big burley security men with dragons and skulls tattooed all over their arms should physically and brutally remove anyone from park smoking over my children, climbing into ride areas, graffiting, vandalising, littering and eating magnums inappropriately. No need to be nice about it.

 

[PeteB]

Instead of spitting, lets throw Towers employees over the fences instead! Well, anyone who isn't a ride op or host.

I'd specifically target anyone from management or the marketing department.

Big burley security men with dragons and skulls tattooed all over their arms should physically and brutally remove anyone from park smoking over my children, climbing into ride areas, graffiting, vandalising, littering and eating magnums inappropriately. No need to be nice about it.

No, because that would be breaking the law and just as bad as the ones causing trouble. Any security guard acting out of order like that should be thrown over a fence also.

 

[Martin]

Why not just go the whole way and make the new entrance a giant fence and a giant catapult to fire guests over it?

 

[Skyscraper]

Why not just go the whole way and make the new entrance a giant fence and a giant catapult to fire guests over it?

what, and risk guests inuring themselves, then the HSE getting invoved and prosecuting the park again?

 

[Martin]

We'll just get guests to be over 12 years old and sign a waiver.

 

[alee298]

Why not just go the whole way and make the new entrance a giant fence and a giant catapult to fire guests over it?

Don't forget to upcharge the catapult.
But on a more serious note, wouldn't a themed sign have been better than bloody great fences everywhere?

 

[James]

Don't forget to upcharge the catapult.
But on a more serious note, wouldn't a themed sign have been better than bloody great fences everywhere?

Because B&Q don't sell themed fencing?

 

[AndrewH]

Because B&Q don't sell themed fencing?

It's rare for them to miss out on a trip to leek signs though!

 

[AliceHL91]

Are they shareholders in leek signs?

 

[delta79]

Leek sign are probably much cheaper then merlin studios

 

[BarryZola]

Leek Signs should open another company: Leek Fencing. They're missing a trick here.

 

[Burbs]

Leek sign are probably much cheaper then merlin studios

I think it is actually. It's cheaper for Towers to go to an external company than use one of Merlin's departments...

 

[delta79]

Leek Signs should open another company: Leek Fencing. They're missing a trick here.

we may get the toilets fixed if they started a plumbing division.
Leek Plumbing,
oh, on second thought