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Please tell me I am not the only one who like to hop on the scales before and after the Big Morning Dump(tm)?

Usually only about 1.5lbs, if you are wondering. Though 2.5lbs on a good day.
 
Always a little flash of pride when it needs flushing before I start wiping because there's no way it's going down on its own without a fight, let alone with the paper
 
DiogoJ42 said:
Please tell me I am not the only one who like to hop on the scales before and after the Big Morning Dump(tm)?

Usually only about 1.5lbs, if you are wondering. Though 2.5lbs on a good day.
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Dude, you're sounding like DeRp! :p
 
The poo that breaks a spell of constipation. Its painful but so reliving

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The other night I discovered that you haven't lived until you have taken a **** while under the influence of a certain fungus known to grow on ****. :D The bathroom floor could have kept me entertained for hours! Actually, I think it did...
 
Greetings from my thrown room! Almost put this in pet hates, but this topic could do with a bump.

When you take a ****, and it impacts the water with such force that a wave of splashback slaps you in the balls... Yeah, happened to me just thirty seconds ago.
 
Always put a sheet or 2 over the water to prevent splashback if you feel a particularly mighty **** coming.
DiogoJ42 said:
Greetings from my thrown room! Almost put this in pet hates, but this topic could do with a bump.

When you take a ****, and it impacts the water with such force that a wave of splashback slaps you in the balls... Yeah, happened to me just thirty seconds ago.
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Ah, but it's when it takes you by surprise...

Currently staying with the inlaws. I know I have a mighty fine turd brewing, but I dare not do it at this time of noght for fear of waking them up. Will have to clench 'til morning.
 
alee298 said:
Always put a sheet or 2 over the water to prevent splashback if you feel a particularly mighty **** coming.
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True, but too much tissue and the turd could lay on top, resulting in a mighty stench wall that even yourself can smell!
 
Finally back home after doing The Crystal Maze, and I've had a turd brewing since I left this morning.
was clenching through all the games! Now sat on my thrown laying some transatlantic cable.
 
I still maintain that you've not truly moved in to a new place until you've christened the toilet by having a really satisfying - and ideally, massive - ****. :)
 
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