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TST Loo Users... POO-NITE!

Sorry Diogo, just googled that and it came up with a sex toy.
Good job we are in the Tavern.
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Just followed another three links and found out what you were on about...
Do I win £7,700?
 
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I had a first aid call to a toilet today. A male that had drunk 3 litres of orange juice and took 3 times the dose of over the counter laxative. Wow. Was it bad. Toilet blocked and excrement all over the floor.

Clearing up the aftermath was grim. It went from solid TransAtlantic cable to water and every step in between.



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rob666 said:
Sorry Diogo, just googled that and it came up with a sex toy.
Good job we are in the Tavern.
edit...
Just followed another three links and found out what you were on about...
Do I win £7,700?
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Yup. The vibrator that logs when and where you use it, for how long, and on what setting.... and more than likely records audio of you as well... and sends it off to " somewhere" on the internet.

Delta, my sympathies, sir. Personally, I'd have left them to drown in their own effluent.
 
You have my sympathy, when I first left school, back when kids could get jobs before qualifications, one of my first was a cleaner and I had a similarly unsavoury experience at the local fire station of all places, it was a good job they have lined floors since the person had decided to go home after, and didn't make it, there was about 6 of us, clothes pegs on noses mopping up a long line of **** that went from the toilet to the carpark.
 
Now if you got one of those nice toilet seats that weigh you before and after, you would know if you were exactly two stone lighter.
 
I saw this new sign at our local zoo, inside the disable toilets

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Easily done. Sticker paper and a printer. You can probably buy them somewhere.

Other so called "funny" signs I've seen in bogs include,
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be sweet and wipe the seat."

And,
"REMEMBER:
It matters not how long you stay,
But flush me before you go away."

And one my dad put up in our bog:
"NOTICE: WARNING!
Due to industrial action, this toilet will be closed tomorrow.
SO DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TODAY!"
 
After repeated reminders the baby wipes in the bathroom are for extra assistance in wiping and should not be used for removing makeup.

The step lads girlfriend has eye infection from getting bacteria from **** in her eye.

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Might have put this up before, beat me with the shitty stick by all means if I have.
Floaters being considered lucky...both for the depositor, and the next individual that discovers the floating log.
Anyone else heard of this strange scatological superstition?
 
Nope, never heard that one!

I'm currently clenching while the missus hogs the bathroom with one of her three hour long showers. No doubt when I eventually get a chance to lay my cable, it will be like trying to take a dump in a sauna.
 
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