Matt.GC
TS Member
I've wanted to create this thread for a while based on discussion in a number of threads since Merlin were taken private. There's been a lot of discussion around the future direction of delisted Merlin, fun fair rides, opening hours, events, the addition of Wickerman, the experience of the accomodation etc and all have their respective threads for discussion.
But a subject that keeps cropping up is what all this means overall for Towers and the direction it's going in where there seems to be quite a gulf of opinions that can't be explored with wider discussion elsewhere as they would derail the threads they're posted in. So I thought it would be interesting to hear your views here.
It's been a few years since Merlin went private. In 2021, after the Covid 2020 that almost never was, most of us were surprised at the immediate change in direction that many would have thought would not have been possible from the PLC days beforehand.
We had fun fair flats drafted in, which was either seen as an admission that the park had removed far too many attractions over the years or that it would just be a temp measure to improve capacity post pandemic. Although unacceptable 10-4 days remained, they were far fewer in number and we saw some of the longest opening hours we've seen ever, sometimes almost seeming quite excessive. Then we had the events and investment in entertainment which seemed to come from nowhere and was a complete reversal of previous strategies. We also had food vans propping up the woeful permanent food and bev offering. Wickerman has broken with tradition in having work on its theming take place every year since it opened to keep it looking as it should rather than the usual strategy or cutting the ribbon and walking away to leave it's theming to rot.
In the years that have followed we've seen further breaks with tradition. The gimmick that was the unsustainably cheap as chips Season Pass has been binned off and a much more sensible ATAP offering has been brought back in. Most of us have been well aware that Nemesis has been reaching the end of its life for a while now, yet millions are being spent retracking it! Duel has finally been put out of it's misery, but it looks unlikely we'll see TV screens and an ageing IP, they're actually doing the previously unthinkable of investing in it just to make it better. Talking of indoor attractions, last year they put a planning application in for an indoor coaster - in coaster corner no less - an attraction they may have considered unmarketable in the past that actually fills a hole in the lineup built in an area no one ever thought the GP would set foot in ever again.
Outside of Towers, we've seen an expansion of Chessington that includes the (previously unthinkable) addition of a B&M and Thorpe are getting a Mack hyper. So there's been a lot of posts around giving them a chance, green shoots, turning a corner, hope for the future and alike.
But I put to you today that I'm not so sure the leopard has changed it's spots all that much. Chessingtons new coaster appears to be yet another low capacity attraction and we all know Chessington needs low throughput rides like a hole in the head. Thorpe's Brake Run: The Ride seem to have old school PLC Merlin's finger prints all over it, taking the height record for no other reason than for marketing, leaving us with something so short in relation to its height that it needs a massive brake run to slow it down.
Fun Fair flats could be staying at Towers for a third year with not a single permanent replacement in sight. Opening hours seem to be being rolled back again. Nemesis seems to be coming back with all the usual formulaic Merlin bells and whistles attached to it's theme. It's been years now since we saw so many shop and food outlet closures and these still remain. Food is so bad that it's being contracted out to an external company. The hotels are in the worse state they've ever been in whilst prices rise to eye watering levels. Although blamed on PLC Merlin, Walliams Cuckoo Dungeon Land remains in an embarrassing state. Scarefest has been lackluster and stale recently. Outside of Wickerman, fixing something at Towers seems to involve some new Leak Signs and lashings of purple paint and little else. There's fears for the future of the Monorail, Blade and Enterprise. The Rapids is now brand damagingly bad.
Am I being too harsh? Are some of these things just inevitable due to the wheels set in motion years ago? Are they trying to paint the park out of a corner, they just need more time and making mistakes along the way? Do you believe there's a long term wider plan we just don't know what it is? Do the changes in direction with the good stuff give you enough hope that they'll get there in the end?
I'd love to hear your thoughts.
But a subject that keeps cropping up is what all this means overall for Towers and the direction it's going in where there seems to be quite a gulf of opinions that can't be explored with wider discussion elsewhere as they would derail the threads they're posted in. So I thought it would be interesting to hear your views here.
It's been a few years since Merlin went private. In 2021, after the Covid 2020 that almost never was, most of us were surprised at the immediate change in direction that many would have thought would not have been possible from the PLC days beforehand.
We had fun fair flats drafted in, which was either seen as an admission that the park had removed far too many attractions over the years or that it would just be a temp measure to improve capacity post pandemic. Although unacceptable 10-4 days remained, they were far fewer in number and we saw some of the longest opening hours we've seen ever, sometimes almost seeming quite excessive. Then we had the events and investment in entertainment which seemed to come from nowhere and was a complete reversal of previous strategies. We also had food vans propping up the woeful permanent food and bev offering. Wickerman has broken with tradition in having work on its theming take place every year since it opened to keep it looking as it should rather than the usual strategy or cutting the ribbon and walking away to leave it's theming to rot.
In the years that have followed we've seen further breaks with tradition. The gimmick that was the unsustainably cheap as chips Season Pass has been binned off and a much more sensible ATAP offering has been brought back in. Most of us have been well aware that Nemesis has been reaching the end of its life for a while now, yet millions are being spent retracking it! Duel has finally been put out of it's misery, but it looks unlikely we'll see TV screens and an ageing IP, they're actually doing the previously unthinkable of investing in it just to make it better. Talking of indoor attractions, last year they put a planning application in for an indoor coaster - in coaster corner no less - an attraction they may have considered unmarketable in the past that actually fills a hole in the lineup built in an area no one ever thought the GP would set foot in ever again.
Outside of Towers, we've seen an expansion of Chessington that includes the (previously unthinkable) addition of a B&M and Thorpe are getting a Mack hyper. So there's been a lot of posts around giving them a chance, green shoots, turning a corner, hope for the future and alike.
But I put to you today that I'm not so sure the leopard has changed it's spots all that much. Chessingtons new coaster appears to be yet another low capacity attraction and we all know Chessington needs low throughput rides like a hole in the head. Thorpe's Brake Run: The Ride seem to have old school PLC Merlin's finger prints all over it, taking the height record for no other reason than for marketing, leaving us with something so short in relation to its height that it needs a massive brake run to slow it down.
Fun Fair flats could be staying at Towers for a third year with not a single permanent replacement in sight. Opening hours seem to be being rolled back again. Nemesis seems to be coming back with all the usual formulaic Merlin bells and whistles attached to it's theme. It's been years now since we saw so many shop and food outlet closures and these still remain. Food is so bad that it's being contracted out to an external company. The hotels are in the worse state they've ever been in whilst prices rise to eye watering levels. Although blamed on PLC Merlin, Walliams Cuckoo Dungeon Land remains in an embarrassing state. Scarefest has been lackluster and stale recently. Outside of Wickerman, fixing something at Towers seems to involve some new Leak Signs and lashings of purple paint and little else. There's fears for the future of the Monorail, Blade and Enterprise. The Rapids is now brand damagingly bad.
Am I being too harsh? Are some of these things just inevitable due to the wheels set in motion years ago? Are they trying to paint the park out of a corner, they just need more time and making mistakes along the way? Do you believe there's a long term wider plan we just don't know what it is? Do the changes in direction with the good stuff give you enough hope that they'll get there in the end?
I'd love to hear your thoughts.