Altonadvocate1
TS Member
I couldn't decide whether to post this in the future or general section as I could make a case for both, but have opted for this in the end.
White Elephants... projects whose costs are vastly disproportionate to their value.
They used to be rare at AT, with two of its earliest big budget projects being The Flume and Corkscrew, both of which drew huge numbers of guests to the park for a long time.
Through the Tussauds''s era and beyond the SW series delivered fantastic attractions.. Nemesis... Oblivion... Air (not as good as the first two), Rita (I know, not a SW, I don't even like it but it's popular), Thirteen (it's underated) and The Smiler ( I love it, but it could have been better).
These are all projects that drew guests to the park and will have a lifespan of 20 years plus (though I hope Nemmie lives forever). There have been numerous worthwhile low and mid level investments too.
But what has gone wrong the last few years? So much money on developments that have failed to excite guests, not improved gate figures, or have been withdrawn or left SBNO after a couple of seasons.
Examples.
Ice age 4D - where did the alleged 3 million pounds go (probably the licence). A chance to view a 10 min clip from a movie you could have seen at the pictures with very basic 'special effects'. I don't see the point.
Battle Galleons - I absolutely love it, but then I'm a masochist. Personally I think this SHOULD be a success, but hardly anyone goes on it. Guess it's just too wet.
Nemesis Sub Terror - Anything bearing the Nemesis name should be awesome befitting the mighty king of rollercoasters, but it promised so much and delivered so little. I actually liked it, but high staffing costs and a cheap manufacturer that has gone under results in a SBNO attraction after very few seasons.
Galactica - A fortune spent on retrofitting a good but not great roller coaster that did exactly what it said on the tin. To create the motion of flight. The VR has taken away any sensation of speed or flight, massively slowed the despatch, massively increased staffing costs resulting in cuts elsewhere and resulted in prolonged downtime. Somebody thought they knew better than Jon Wardley. They didn't.
CBEEBIES Hotel... OK it's early, but seriously. We have too huge hotels and an 'enchanted village'. We have low occupancy rates even with heavy discounting and have to close Splash Landings for a significant proportion of the year.. what do we do? ... build another hotel!
Oh and let me hop over to Thorpe Park where an allegedly biggest ever budget has created an attraction where you sit on a stationery seat, in an admittedly well themed tube train and view images through glorified glasses fed by an unreliable computer. It is already possible to have a better VR experience at home. Personally I thought the technology was impressive, but the ride ticked the cardinal theme park sin. It was BORING.
Anyway, time for a few considerations.
When Tayto Park can get a huge fantastically themed log flume that like AT flume will last for over 30 years, why do Merlin spend more on two attractions that last next to no time?
Where has all the imagination gone?
Is this caused by jumping on the next trendy bandwagon (Eg: VR), rather than delivering the things that people actually want at a theme park?
We're JW' 's shoes just too big to fill and is no one up for the challenge?
I remain optimistic about SW8 and think we will get a solid family thrill coaster, but what after that?
What trendy flavour of the month is going to be the next lazy and expensive feature implemented by Merlin?
What will the next White Elephants be?
And finally, how do we avoid the next white elephant and get back to what made AT such a great Theme Park in the first place... attractions that are FUN, IMAGINATIVE and THRILLING that deliver the ESCAPISM that people really want from a theme park?
White Elephants... projects whose costs are vastly disproportionate to their value.
They used to be rare at AT, with two of its earliest big budget projects being The Flume and Corkscrew, both of which drew huge numbers of guests to the park for a long time.
Through the Tussauds''s era and beyond the SW series delivered fantastic attractions.. Nemesis... Oblivion... Air (not as good as the first two), Rita (I know, not a SW, I don't even like it but it's popular), Thirteen (it's underated) and The Smiler ( I love it, but it could have been better).
These are all projects that drew guests to the park and will have a lifespan of 20 years plus (though I hope Nemmie lives forever). There have been numerous worthwhile low and mid level investments too.
But what has gone wrong the last few years? So much money on developments that have failed to excite guests, not improved gate figures, or have been withdrawn or left SBNO after a couple of seasons.
Examples.
Ice age 4D - where did the alleged 3 million pounds go (probably the licence). A chance to view a 10 min clip from a movie you could have seen at the pictures with very basic 'special effects'. I don't see the point.
Battle Galleons - I absolutely love it, but then I'm a masochist. Personally I think this SHOULD be a success, but hardly anyone goes on it. Guess it's just too wet.
Nemesis Sub Terror - Anything bearing the Nemesis name should be awesome befitting the mighty king of rollercoasters, but it promised so much and delivered so little. I actually liked it, but high staffing costs and a cheap manufacturer that has gone under results in a SBNO attraction after very few seasons.
Galactica - A fortune spent on retrofitting a good but not great roller coaster that did exactly what it said on the tin. To create the motion of flight. The VR has taken away any sensation of speed or flight, massively slowed the despatch, massively increased staffing costs resulting in cuts elsewhere and resulted in prolonged downtime. Somebody thought they knew better than Jon Wardley. They didn't.
CBEEBIES Hotel... OK it's early, but seriously. We have too huge hotels and an 'enchanted village'. We have low occupancy rates even with heavy discounting and have to close Splash Landings for a significant proportion of the year.. what do we do? ... build another hotel!
Oh and let me hop over to Thorpe Park where an allegedly biggest ever budget has created an attraction where you sit on a stationery seat, in an admittedly well themed tube train and view images through glorified glasses fed by an unreliable computer. It is already possible to have a better VR experience at home. Personally I thought the technology was impressive, but the ride ticked the cardinal theme park sin. It was BORING.
Anyway, time for a few considerations.
When Tayto Park can get a huge fantastically themed log flume that like AT flume will last for over 30 years, why do Merlin spend more on two attractions that last next to no time?
Where has all the imagination gone?
Is this caused by jumping on the next trendy bandwagon (Eg: VR), rather than delivering the things that people actually want at a theme park?
We're JW' 's shoes just too big to fill and is no one up for the challenge?
I remain optimistic about SW8 and think we will get a solid family thrill coaster, but what after that?
What trendy flavour of the month is going to be the next lazy and expensive feature implemented by Merlin?
What will the next White Elephants be?
And finally, how do we avoid the next white elephant and get back to what made AT such a great Theme Park in the first place... attractions that are FUN, IMAGINATIVE and THRILLING that deliver the ESCAPISM that people really want from a theme park?