You should write up some more humours of the parks and attractions on the Wiki page, it'd be funny to see how they built the Wicker Man like for e.g they used ice cream sticks to build the structure; that'd be quite funny, I have read the 'FAIL' Park and others I enjoy reading, I would read it in Tom Baker's voice (Little Britain) to get my humour up, it does need some updating. You could write up about Europa Park and their rides.
"It is not as smoky as Oblivion's Hole." - Another sample for Wicker Man ride on wiki page.