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You know you're getting old when...

Ah, the days when you had to answer the phone to see who it was. I'm glad those days are over.

Not over for us, caller ID still has not made it to our area on the landlines, and believe it or not, there really are some of us who don't have mobile phones lol.
 
When you want to look at naked ladies within a generous 10 year margin of your own age, and you STILL have to search for "MILF". :(
 
Yeah, it's still a thing, I'm more of a Metal Hammer person when it comes to the magazine's these days but Kerrang does play some good tunes after a few drinks:tearsofjoy:
 
When you're favourite childhood game gets a remake 23 years later and is released on Friday but your partner has plans for you to do the garden instead :mad:

*Furiously practises rain dance*
 
Kerrang has just popped up on the basic Virgin cable package.
And Rojo, as a few on here could tell you, as a professional gardener, I know all the rain dances effective in the UK.
 
Well if you could join in I would fully appreciate the assist :p

Annoyingly we had a gardener booked but he is currently stuck indoors. Nevermind eh, happy quarantine wife, happy quarantine life and all that.
 
My old man had pierced his ear the last time I saw him... God damn hippies.
 
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