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Does that meathe road to the express car park will be finally sorted?
Don't look like it yet, still full of pot holes

That roller looks promising

A lot of wood and various other items currently occupy the express car park, could this be for SW8?

"Rob The Knob" written on the planks. Maybe it's a clue!![]()
I take it that Rob is in charge of the budget cuts
delta79
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Yes a clue that says, they got the builders in. ( and builder that dont use post watershed words)"Rob The Knob" written on the planks. Maybe it's a clue!![]()
BarryZola
TS Member
....and yet more. If you look at the name of the construction company, the Talbot name is emboldened. Is this a conspiracy that intends to rob the knob and make the park lose so much money that it is returned to no more than a stately home and grounds, therefore allowing the former Talbot Earl's to sleep peacefully in their graves? Just saying like 
I'm looking forward to riding "rob the knob" . I've heard it's a woodie!"Rob The Knob" written on the planks. Maybe it's a clue!![]()
....and yet more. If you look at the name of the construction company, the Talbot name is emboldened. Is this a conspiracy that intends to rob the knob and make the park lose so much money that it is returned to no more than a stately home and grounds, therefore allowing the former Talbot Earl's to sleep peacefully in their graves? Just saying like![]()
Looks like they played a part in NS-Terra, well we all know how that ride ended up
http://www.kettleandtalbot.co.uk/#portfolio
BarryZola
TS Member
Looks like they played a part in NS-Terra, well we all know how that ride ended upLet's hope this one last longer
http://www.kettleandtalbot.co.uk/#portfolio
Now we're bloody on to something!
BarryZola
TS Member
Some of their other work includes
High Ropes
Sealife Hunstanton
CBeebies land
Penguin enclosure Birmingham
http://www.kettleandtalbot.co.uk/portfolio-category/theme-parks/
High Ropes
Sealife Hunstanton
CBeebies land
Penguin enclosure Birmingham
http://www.kettleandtalbot.co.uk/portfolio-category/theme-parks/
BarryZola
TS Member
Some of their other work includes
High Ropes
Sealife Hunstanton
CBeebies land
Penguin enclosure Birmingham
http://www.kettleandtalbot.co.uk/portfolio-category/theme-parks/
There must be some sort of pattern of conspiracy in there somewhere. I havn't nailed it yet but someone more experienced in these things may be able to put it all together
delta79
TS Member
ok, there wiki page has been deleted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_and_Talbot
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All that wood can only mean one thing...... more fences!!
Man, I'm so excited!! they can now fence up the fences that fenced off other fenced areas so they can paint them fenced off fences to then upload through TLC saying..."LOOK WHAT WE HAVE DONE"!!
Going back to what was discussed a few pages ago.... if Merlin truly believe that their parks are getting better, then they are just as deluded as we think.
Thorpe is fine though, coz you can't really ruin it.... DBGT is an utter waste though, and proof that Merlin are so amateur like in this business. They tried with Saw Alive, which is fine, but it failed... so they then make I'm Celeb... they tried with Sub Terra, it was crap and it failed, so they then make DBGT.
The annual pass weekends at Thorpe and Chessington are a shambles year in year out, it's like they've never operated a park before. Towers has always been fine though. BUT, Merlin are ruining it. What was once our staple park, our park to be proud of, our world class park.... is now just a park with *some* good coasters and a couple of badly aging flats.
Only good things Merlin have done to Towers IMO is Mutiny Bay and Smiler.
Where's the variety gone? What the actual hell is the Dark Forest all about? Ug Land was better.
This is Alton Towers for goodness sake. Alton freakin Towers. The park that all 70m people in the UK know about. The park that everyone I know gets excited to visit. IMO they're just sucking the soul out of it. Remember when Forbidden Valley had 3 flats?!
That said, these TLC improvements are very much welcome. Towers Street should look amazing with all that hard-core cleaning. And X-Cite looks cool too - just bring back the shop please. And bring back variety, add themed family/kids rides all over the park.
Soz.
I didn't have the intention of writing of all that.... I only wanted to ask about Nemesis, and what's going on with its repaint for this year? XD
Thorpe is fine though, coz you can't really ruin it.... DBGT is an utter waste though, and proof that Merlin are so amateur like in this business. They tried with Saw Alive, which is fine, but it failed... so they then make I'm Celeb... they tried with Sub Terra, it was crap and it failed, so they then make DBGT.
The annual pass weekends at Thorpe and Chessington are a shambles year in year out, it's like they've never operated a park before. Towers has always been fine though. BUT, Merlin are ruining it. What was once our staple park, our park to be proud of, our world class park.... is now just a park with *some* good coasters and a couple of badly aging flats.
Only good things Merlin have done to Towers IMO is Mutiny Bay and Smiler.
Where's the variety gone? What the actual hell is the Dark Forest all about? Ug Land was better.
This is Alton Towers for goodness sake. Alton freakin Towers. The park that all 70m people in the UK know about. The park that everyone I know gets excited to visit. IMO they're just sucking the soul out of it. Remember when Forbidden Valley had 3 flats?!
That said, these TLC improvements are very much welcome. Towers Street should look amazing with all that hard-core cleaning. And X-Cite looks cool too - just bring back the shop please. And bring back variety, add themed family/kids rides all over the park.
Soz.
I didn't have the intention of writing of all that.... I only wanted to ask about Nemesis, and what's going on with its repaint for this year? XD