Whilst at Towers yesterday we had a good look around the Enchanted Village as well as lunch in The Crooked Spoon. My overriding opinion is that photos do not do the development justice and it is indeed a really nice addition to the resort. There are several flaws which I will come on to but let's start with the positives.
The Crooked Spoon was one of my biggest concerns initially. The interior looks pretty awful in photos however it is much nicer once you are actually there. The theming is not massively extensive but it all looks really nice and is complemented by the brilliant IMAscore soundtrack (please release this Towers)! I'm still not a fan of the seating arrangements and I'd imagine it can get quite noisy in there when it is full. We ate from the lunch menu and the food was very good, especially the chips! Nice range of drinks at the bar too. Toilet enthusiasts will be pleased to know that the toilets are quite lovely.
The lodges themselves are all in clusters of between six and ten (I think, I didn't actually take much notice of how many). The clusters towards the back of the site are by far the nicest. In some of them you really would not know that you are at Alton Towers; all you can see are views of the development and surrounding trees. The clusters towards the front of the site are more open and therefore less immersive. Some of the clusters also features lodges at different elevations which makes for some nice variation.
We had a wander past the tree houses which look good but are possibly a little bit close together. As with much of the development they will look better with a little bit of age - for me the wood all looks a little bit too new. The same goes for the main reception/restaurant building. The wood should all age slightly differently and this should add some extra detail to it all.
Now for some of the downsides:
- Tarmac. Unfortunately the roads throughout the Enchanted Village are all just tarmac and it really does not look good. Paving may have cost more but it would have been worth it in my opinion.
- The whole development does not look good at all from the outside. It is completely surrounded by fencing (even though the fences have now been covered by wood/sticks or whatever you call that material). And of course all of the lodges face inwards so all you can see is the back of lots of lodges hidden behind an ugly fence. The main building also looks a bit underwhelming from a distance. For me this downside is the biggest.
- Signage - there are too many cheap looking 2D signs. I know Towers love Leek Signs and probably keep them in business but some higher quality signs for some of this development would have been welcome. The once exception to this is the sign for The Crooked Spoon which is great.
- It's hard to know without actually staying but I'd imagine the whole area is lacking slightly when it does come to magical/enchanted feature. I have a feeling that this would only be worse at night as the lighting looks like it could be poor.
Pretty much all of these downsides could be sorted out relatively easily. Here are my suggestions:
- Replace all tarmac with nice block paving. If they want to save money then do this along with SW8 developments when no doubt they will be purchasing a fair amount of paving. They can probably get a good deal!
- Build an impressive entrance feature for village. This would help with how it looks from the outside and help give the village a sense of identity. Something like a nicely themed archway surrounded by some more substantial theming and some quirky welcome signs. It could be done as a welcome from the Fable Folk.
- Music playing quietly around the village would really help with the atmosphere, along with some 'background noise' sound effects. Have it play between say 10am and 8pm then no-one can complain it is disturbing their sleep. A speaker outside of The Crooked Spoon would also be useful so that the music here plays outside.
- Investing in some atmospheric lighting for the whole village. It's not so much of a problem at this time of year when it stays light until late but they could create a really magic environment with some sensitively placed coloured lighting around the place.
I hope that gives a fair reflection. I don't think they will but if Towers did want to invest a bit more they could make it something extra special, all the foundations are in place.