Mmm. Eating at Towers...
Cloud Cuckoo Land Burger Kitchen is somewhere I would absolutely never again eat at. The food looked like it hadn't been cooked properly and the customer service was disgusting. Cleanliness also seems to be an issue here. As a value option, Burger Kitchen should be ideal, especially for groups of kids / teens looking for a quick bite to eat and a sit down, but the concerning lack of quality not just with the food, but the service as well, makes it pretty bad value really. Would not recommend.
Towers Street Bar and Grill was not that great at all. Again, the food was rather bland and boring, not particularly appetising really. None of us finished our meals. The place was really dated, and looked like it needed a good clean. Not exactly very impressive. Wouldn't recommend.
Explorers Pizza Pasta Buffet was another I'd never ever do again. Absolutely not. First of all, this place is just so expensive. Cost our group of four forty quid to eat here. And what we got was nothing short of terrible. Extremely bad value. Soggy pizza, tough garlic bread. Didn't dare try the pasta myself. There was just no quality whatsoever. Might have been to do with the rushing around by the chefs to restock the buffet, but at the end of the day, it shouldn't impact on the quality – they should just hire more chefs! Would not recommend.
Woodcutters Bar and Grill was another that we found to be surprisingly bad. It first started with the customer service. Nothing short of shocking. We must have waited nearly half an hour just to place our order, which then took another forty five minutes to arrive. And it wasn't worth the wait, that's for certain. Not cooked properly and pretty bland tasting. Thank god we were sat directly next to one of their iPads, so we left a review. Would not recommend.
Mutiny Bay Eastern Express is fairly average. It used to be our go to snack location, but there seemed to be a significant drop in the quality when we went there earlier this year, so we likely won't be returning sadly.
The only place I'd eat inside the park now is the Rollercoaster Restaurant, which whilst expensive, at least it can provide a quality experience all round, so in reality, actually feels like the best value option when compared to the other on-park options. Usually we leave the park and go to the Crooked Spoon becasue of how terrible we've found the on-park offerings to be. There are some pretty big issues that they need to address... I've literally had more negative dining experiences whilst on-park than positive ones.