Blackpool Pleasure Beach: 2023 Discussion

[John_P]

Noticeably they've not put an opening year on the poster this time

 

[Funcone]

Or an opening decade.

 

[DistortAMG]

The women almost look like fantasy versions of a younger Amanda, especially the lady on the right. Alter egos perhaps?

Are we sure this is not just a vanity project where you ride through a remade attraction which showcases the lifetime achievements of Amanda herself?

With the pièce de résistance being a Viking dressed animatronic figure of Mandy, complete with LED red eyes. Perched atop a state of the art 'new' Zamboni ice 'machine' in the ice room, with Wickerman style LED flame panels covering the walls.

 

[Themeparksandy1981]

That picture looks more suited advertising a B rated porn movie then a reopening of a water ride.

Yeah the smoke effects in the ride is Amanda lighting up another Cigarette and the Vikings instead of looking like they’re about to attack you in the ice section they skating on it.

 

[Rob]

Valhalla opening in 2023 sounds like a good joke!

 

[Dipper_Dave]

Valhalla opening in 2023 sounds like a good joke!

Maybe 3023 is more realistic

 

[deanW]

That picture looks more more suited advertising a B rated porn movie then a reopening of a water ride.

Yeah the smoke effects in the ride is Amanda lighting up another Cigarette and the Vikings instead of looking like they’re about to attack you in the ice section they skating on it.

Maybe they’re just expanding the Hot Ice Arena?

 

[rob666]

The new ice show will be called armour, amour, armour...or something like.
Musical about Mandy's rhinestone corset.

 

[deanW]

The new ice show will be called armour, amour, armour...or something like.
Musical about Mandy's rhinestone corset.

Sounds French

 

[rob666]

Three languages of love really.
I prefer my version.

 

[deanW]

Three languages of love really.
I prefer my version.

I give it 15 minutes before the plan is scrapped and it’s just reverted to being called ‘Hot Ice’

 

[rob666]

It gets a new silly name every year...
Rapture, Desire, Obsession and so on.
Most sound like dodgy scent bottles off the market.

 

[Skyscraper]

There is a new promo image for Valhalla in the Visit Blackpool 2023 guide.



In the politest way possible, I don't know what to make of this.

Guide: https://www.visitblackpool.com/latest-news/destination-guide-2023-is-here/

Thanks for the heads up, just ordered one like I did last year.

 

[deanW]

It gets a new silly name every year...
Rapture, Desire, Obsession and so on.
Most sound like dodgy scent bottles off the market.

Hot Ice: Africa?

 

[John_P]

Hot Ice: That's Amour than enough

 

[Shaggy_Dog_]

Maybe they’re just expanding the Hot Ice Arena?

Hot Ice Arena is the right name for it, so hot it literally burns through money.

 

[Poisson]

BPB marketing never fails to impress in it's terribleness

 

[Quantum]

Getting strong ' Carry on up the Viking' VIBES from that poster. Did they just rope some dancers into a photo shoot?

 

[Benzin]

There is a new promo image for Valhalla in the Visit Blackpool 2023 guide.



In the politest way possible, I don't know what to make of this.

Guide: https://www.visitblackpool.com/latest-news/destination-guide-2023-is-here/

Wonder if she signed off on that or that evil Marketing team did it behind her back without telling her.

 

[Plastic Person]

Wonder if she signed off on that or that evil Marketing team did it behind her back without telling her.

Undoubtedly approved and possibly even styled by Amanda. Has her appallingly gaudy, early 00s Channel 5 touch all over it.