Bert2theSpark
TS Member
More than happy to chip in to put an end to these salty puns...
You could put it in a low oven and dry it out?Maybe they had loads, but it somehow got wet and had to be thrown? I can't think how else this could happen.
The mods will be a bit salty if we don't shut shop with the jokes soonMore than happy to chip in to put an end to these salty puns...
You could toddle down the hill to Vampire Kitchen and get some from there, for your fish and chips, unless there's a park wide salt emergency.Absolutely pathetic, no reason why they couldn't send someone to toddle down the hill to vampire kitchen and get some from there unless there's a parkwide salt emergency.
I'm there tomorrow.. won't be having fish and chips if there's no salt though, it's just not the same
How dare you come at me with those sensible suggestionsYou could toddle down the hill to Vampire Kitchen and get some from there, for your fish and chips, unless there's a park wide salt emergency.![]()
Not a bad idea for Merlin to cut their loses and dump the park out of their hands given how bad it seems to be compared to Towers and Thorpe.The park are really taking a battering at the moment.
Not a bad idea for Merlin to cut their loses and dump the park out of their hands given how bad it seems to be compared to Towers and Thorpe.
It does feel like Chessington is more neglected than the other parks.Bad in what sense?
They just spent an estimated £17m on World of Jumanji and have a water park planned, doesn't reek of any intention to cut their losses.
For the target family demographic i'd argue it's a better park than either AT or TP.
It's not without it's problems but they seem fairly universal across the Merlin parks.
Worth noting that Jumanji was entirely planned, funded and instigated by the 'previous' iteration of Merlin. Likewise really with the waterpark, developments on which have gone quiet as of late.They just spent an estimated £17m on World of Jumanji and have a water park planned, doesn't reek of any intention to cut their losses.
Not a bad idea for Merlin to cut their loses and dump the park out of their hands given how bad it seems to be compared to Towers and Thorpe.
Looking at the ride availability page, it's a bit ambiguous but does it mean Tiger Rock, Rattlesnake and Zufari are closed on off-peak days? https://www.chessington.com/plan-your-visit/resort-information/ride-availability/
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