Thanks for popping in and having a quick skim read. Be sure to pop by with more discussion furthering in-context posts again soon won't you?I'm convinced even if towers added 10 permanent flats you lot would still moan about the colour of a bench being changed to purple
This is the context. So you're basically saying they've done nothing but paint some things different colours the past few years. Towers don't need to do this though they're actually looking after the park. People take things like that for granted and expect the park to do it when it isn't a requirement. Towers looks a lot more tidy and well presented than a lot of parks. If we're going to expect things as a minimum from them then we need to have the same expectations for other parks that fail to paint and clean their park regularlyA longer than ever queue in a now purple station to board a poorly operated and further deteriated Monorail to yet another purple station, onto a completely purple entrance plaza, leading in to a primary coloured entrance street who's only "improvements" is a new guest services and yet more purple on the lamp posts and bins
I mean, looking after a theme park is kind of key for future success of said theme park. You're right, some parks don't bother at all for a variety of reasons (no money, no care etc.) but many parks do it so much better than Alton Towers and other Merlin parks.This is the context. So you're basically saying they've done nothing but paint some things different colours the past few years. Towers don't need to do this though they're actually looking after the park. People take things like that for granted and expect the park to do it when it isn't a requirement. Towers looks a lot more tidy and well presented than a lot of parks. If we're going to expect things as a minimum from them then we need to have the same expectations for other parks that fail to paint and clean their park regularly
This is the context. So you're basically saying they've done nothing but paint some things different colours the past few years. Towers don't need to do this though they're actually looking after the park. People take things like that for granted and expect the park to do it when it isn't a requirement. Towers looks a lot more tidy and well presented than a lot of parks. If we're going to expect things as a minimum from them then we need to have the same expectations for other parks that fail to paint and clean their park regularly
This is the context. So you're basically saying they've done nothing but paint some things different colours the past few years
Other UK competitors like Thorpe Blackpool Chessington Flamingo landWhich parks are you comparing Towers to here?
You’d be great at the 110m hurdles because you love to jump to conclusions.I'm convinced even if towers added 10 permanent flats you lot would still moan about the colour of a bench being changed to purple
The bar is very low here in the uk sadly. Many European parks put Alton Towers to shame.Other UK competitors like Thorpe Blackpool Chessington Flamingo land
You’ve really succumbed to the fact the park is on a decline, haven’t you? I’m sorry to say not everyone agrees. Whilst I really don’t want to go down the cost-saving route explanation again, I’d like to remind you that in these new times of living through the worst of a pandemic which has rocked many business” fortunes including the parks, there are not always going to be glamerous new attractions and fresh paint throughout the resort. I cannot comment on the hotels as I have never set foot in one and have never been bothered about the accommodation side of the resort, but I will agree on your points about the Monorail and the food. The Rapids have been themed as they are since they opened - it’s not always about how they theme it, it’s the ride experience the end user enjoys. As for Enterprise, let’s not be too sure yet. It’s been in its current state a while, and if it takes 2 years for some people to buy a car in this country right now, then waiting for parts for Enterprise may not only be a shorter wait, but worth while too!I know it was all but confirmed a year ago, but it's looking almost certain that Enterprise is toast. Another small blow in the long list of gradual downgrades to the park. A third year of possibly hiding the gaping holes already left in the lineup beforehand with fun fair rides is, on the cards. After all these years, still no permanent plans in place for any of this.
Surely the like for like replacement of a coaster we've had for almost 30 years, the refurbishment of a dark ride we've had already for 31 years and the potential (because it's still not confirmed) re-opening in some form of another dark ride that they closed a few seasons ago cannot hide in anyone's mind that the resort is still gradually getting worse over time?
Let's say you haven't been to AT since 2019, what would you be experiencing in 2023? What would your potential impressions of how it's changed be? An extortionately priced and massively downgraded hotel experience. A longer than ever queue in a now purple station to board a poorly operated and further deteriated Monorail to yet another purple station, onto a completely purple entrance plaza, leading in to a primary coloured entrance street who's only "improvements" is a new guest services and yet more purple on the lamp posts and bins. Maybe an event is on and you'll see some entertainment and a stage on the lawns. A boarded off Enterprise site with a new tacky fun fair flat instead. A tiny new dark ride, a horror up charge dungeon, another fairground ride and some planters in Cloud Cuckoo Land. A Waltzer by Thirteen. A rapids that's shockingly still as pointless and unthemed as it was last time. A much improved Duel. Another Fun Fair flat opposite a now closed Nemesis. Eye wateringly high priced food that's worse than ever.
Would a 2023 short break at Alton Towers feel like the park was on the up to you?
This is without doubt the best post I've seen on Towers street. Spot on and it's great to see someone appreciate what the park has rather than complain about what they don't have. Yes the park need permanent flats and a few of them, but once they've invested in flats what are people going to talk about next? The presentation of the park is fine and better than a few other UK parks, the selection of rides regardless of flats is decent and the experience as a whole is the best in the UK for sure. Its never gonna be perfect so I suppose we either settle for what we have or don't go. And yes people will say that they criticise because they like the park and want to see it at its best, but if you're expecting towers to be upto the standards of some of the best parks in the world like Europa park, then maybe your standards are unrealisticYou’ve really succumbed to the fact the park is on a decline, haven’t you? I’m sorry to say not everyone agrees. Whilst I really don’t want to go down the cost-saving route explanation again, I’d like to remind you that in these new times of living through the worst of a pandemic which has rocked many business” fortunes including the parks, there are not always going to be glamerous new attractions and fresh paint throughout the resort. I cannot comment on the hotels as I have never set foot in one and have never been bothered about the accommodation side of the resort, but I will agree on your points about the Monorail and the food. The Rapids have been themed as they are since they opened - it’s not always about how they theme it, it’s the ride experience the end user enjoys. As for Enterprise, let’s not be too sure yet. It’s been in its current state a while, and if it takes 2 years for some people to buy a car in this country right now, then waiting for parts for Enterprise may not only be a shorter wait, but worth while too!
So in answer to your question, a 2023 break at Alton Towers is very much a possibility for me - but since I first ever went I’ve never thought about the whole resorts state as a whole, only in areas. I visited every year from 2005-2015. I then stopped for a while, during which the park suffered an awful incident, and a heavy hit to income due to a pandemic. I returned in 2021. As a whole, the place hardly felt much different. Individual areas did, yes.
Whatever the park goes through, I will always start my day by walking down Towers Street, admiring the Towers themselves in the distance, knowing that whenever lies ahead with long queues and possible small food portions, I will always enjoy being there.
but I will agree on your points about the Monorail and the food
The issue is the ride experience has got worse since the changes brought in following the Drayton Manor incident, adding more theming or similar would go somewhere to improving and refreshing the experience.The Rapids have been themed as they are since they opened - it’s not always about how they theme it, it’s the ride experience the end user enjoys.
Why? The park was world class in the late 90s and into the 2000s. Nothing wrong with hoping for that well-rounded park of shows, flat rides, events, dark rides and coasters to return.but if you're expecting towers to be upto the standards of some of the best parks in the world like Europa park, then maybe your standards are unrealistic
Thankyou Ethan. Glamour and shiny new things aren’t always the way forward. We’re British and moan about a lot, but we certainly don’t moan about the state of our theme parks. If it was in worser condition, with littered paths, visible grafitti, constantly broken rides and tacky souvenirs at high prices, we may well be.This is without doubt the best post I've seen on Towers street. Spot on and it's great to see someone appreciate what the park has rather than complain about what they don't have. Yes the park need permanent flats and a few of them, but once they've invested in flats what are people going to talk about next? The presentation of the park is fine and better than a few other UK parks, the selection of rides regardless of flats is decent and the experience as a whole is the best in the UK for sure. Its never gonna be perfect so I suppose we either settle for what we have or don't go. And yes people will say that they criticise because they like the park and want to see it at its best, but if you're expecting towers to be upto the standards of some of the best parks in the world like Europa park, then maybe your standards are unrealistic
There are limitations within the park because of its heritage - it is only recently I am realising that more and more.We know the rule about nothing being seen from the outside, but Wardley correctly reminded us all last summer that from certain sections inside the park, the rides mustn’t be seen due to the parks heritage. Careful planning and decisions need to be made when putting in a flat ride too.
Overpriced, yes.So you agree with the biggest complaint in this thread that food is overpriced and poor quality?
It still is. World class, record breaking rides which drag the guests back. And great shows, rides and events.Why? The park was world class in the late 90s and into the 2000s. Nothing wrong with hoping for that well-rounded park of shows, flat rides, events, dark rides and coasters to return.
The Rita queue line was full of graffiti towards the end of last season, Thirteen couldn’t run in the rain, Enterprise was closed most of the season and Hex too. Quality of souvenirs is subjective but yes they have plenty of overpriced tacky ones.visible grafitti, constantly broken rides and tacky souvenirs at high prices, we may well be
World class, record breaking rides which drag the guests back. And great shows, rides and events.
Are the guests coming back though?Thankyou Ethan. Glamour and shiny new things aren’t always the way forward. We’re British and moan about a lot, but we certainly don’t moan about the state of our theme parks. If it was in worser condition, with littered paths, visible grafitti, constantly broken rides and tacky souvenirs at high prices, we may well be.
Let’s throw another angle at this too, and this is something which I’ve already touched on - the heritage side. To requote myself:
There are limitations within the park because of its heritage - it is only recently I am realising that more and more.
Overpriced, yes.
It still is. World class, record breaking rides which drag the guests back. And great shows, rides and events.
You’ve really succumbed to the fact the park is on a decline, haven’t you? I’m sorry to say not everyone agrees. Whilst I really don’t want to go down the cost-saving route explanation again, I’d like to remind you that in these new times of living through the worst of a pandemic which has rocked many business” fortunes including the parks, there are not always going to be glamerous new attractions and fresh paint throughout the resort. I cannot comment on the hotels as I have never set foot in one and have never been bothered about the accommodation side of the resort, but I will agree on your points about the Monorail and the food. The Rapids have been themed as they are since they opened - it’s not always about how they theme it, it’s the ride experience the end user enjoys. As for Enterprise, let’s not be too sure yet. It’s been in its current state a while, and if it takes 2 years for some people to buy a car in this country right now, then waiting for parts for Enterprise may not only be a shorter wait, but worth while too!
So in answer to your question, a 2023 break at Alton Towers is very much a possibility for me - but since I first ever went I’ve never thought about the whole resorts state as a whole, only in areas. I visited every year from 2005-2015. I then stopped for a while, during which the park suffered an awful incident, and a heavy hit to income due to a pandemic. I returned in 2021. As a whole, the place hardly felt much different. Individual areas did, yes.
Whatever the park goes through, I will always start my day by walking down Towers Street, admiring the Towers themselves in the distance, knowing that whenever lies ahead with long queues and possible small food portions, I will always enjoy being there.